Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #260 on:** August 09, 2009, 11:21:38 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 09, 2009, 11:09:48 PM

I need to give a public mea culpa.

Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.

I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.

Tanner, you have my apologies.

All things said were fair and deserved after last year. All is good in the hood...

Good times!!!!! ...and you can PUTT!!!!!!!! Damn!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #261 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:17:03 AM »

You guys are the hottest bunch of degenerates on teh intrawebs...

Glad you had fun - that was an IMPRESSIVE collection of empties.

Jumbo · « **Reply #262 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:32:32 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 09, 2009, 11:09:48 PM

I need to give a public mea culpa.

Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.

I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.

Tanner, you have my apologies.

I agree, Tanner is a new man. I can't believe he helped me move the tee box.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #263 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:03:27 AM »

Considering we were the first group off that afternoon, and the fact that nobody moved them back....I'm pretty sure we were the ONLY group that day to play the correct tee....

Sweet. Fuck'em if they can't take joke.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #264 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:38:14 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 09, 2009, 11:09:48 PM

I need to give a public mea culpa.

Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.

I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.

Tanner, you have my apologies.

He had to be relaxed, because he had a drunk in the cart with him. I realized after my drive on the first tee that our best chance to win was for me to start drinking heavily.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #265 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:40:05 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 09, 2009, 10:50:54 PM

Scott, great to meet you. The bachelorette party was laaaaaaaaaaaame. I gave them at least twenty opportunities to fellate our group and they still declined. Prudes.

Randall...great to finally meet you as well. Hard to believe that you've been my internet frien' for...what? About five years? By my girl's estimation that legitimizes you. She's accepted Howard, for fuck's sake.

Hell, the pianist even started playing Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw when he saw you walking over...and still, nothing.

Saniflush · « **Reply #266 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:40:47 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2009, 09:38:14 AM

He had to be relaxed, because he had a drunk in the cart with him. I realized after my drive on the first tee that our best chance to win was for me to start drinking heavily.

There something to be said for someone who knows how to play to their strengths.

Hogwally · « **Reply #267 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:37:33 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2009, 10:19:01 PM

a couple more...

Is it just me, or do these pics make everyone think "Howard and the six dwarves"? Is that some trick photography or something?

Ok, I went back and looked at the first pic on the previous page, and everyone looks more normal size. For some reason Howard looks freakishly tall in the 2nd and 3rd pic.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #268 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:39:59 AM »

Quote from: Hogwally on August 10, 2009, 10:37:33 AM

Is it just me, or do these pics make everyone think "Howard and the six dwarves"? Is that some trick photography or something?

Standing on an incline. Howard is actually only 5'6" tall. Photography is amazing.

Saniflush · « **Reply #269 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:13:16 AM »

Quote from: Hogwally on August 10, 2009, 10:37:33 AM

Is it just me, or do these pics make everyone think "Howard and the six dwarves"? Is that some trick photography or something?

Based on the way they were all flitting around coupled with the size difference I would say they are definitely fairies.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #270 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:16:29 AM »

Gotta say that riding with Howard all day was a blast!! Thill, sorry I let you down on the beer drinking part. I still think they removed some of our cans while we were putting on #17.

Let me just say that my group were some golfing mother fuckers. 10 under par 60 on a 3 man scramble, pretty impressive.

we need to have a few more groups next year as I think a great time was had be all. Might not be a bad idea to bring a couple of designated drivers next year.

AWK · « **Reply #271 on:** August 10, 2009, 12:19:43 PM »

I must send out a pubic apology for bitching out Saturday. My foot is still fucked up, dammit. Sorry guys.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #272 on:** August 10, 2009, 12:20:58 PM »

Quote from: AWK on August 10, 2009, 12:19:43 PM

I must send out a pubic apology for bitching out Saturday. My foot is still fucked up, dammit. Sorry guys.

Your penance is to share the story with the class.

Thrilla · « **Reply #273 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:01:07 PM »

To those I met this weekend for the first time, it was a pleasure to get to know the minds behind the madness I see everday on this board. To those I met for the second time or more, well...you've verified your ability to consume alcohol and proved that the first time around was not an aberration.

I know this because I am still hungover at my desk as I type this.

Mark, no apologies needed for the beer drinking part-I still maintain that the opposing group cheated their way to the top. They had to have swiped some cans from us. You did your part by being one of the better golfers I have ever played a round with (FYI...the 10 under was mostly due to his swing, not mine nor Howard's)

We'll have to do it again next year. If we can get up to three groups at least...then I will start drinking water today to prepare.

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 10, 2009, 12:20:58 PM

Your penance is to share the story with the class.

Still waiting on the excuse...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #274 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on August 10, 2009, 02:01:07 PM

To those I met this weekend for the first time, it was a pleasure to get to know the minds behind the madness I see everday on this board. To those I met for the second time or more, well...you've verified your ability to consume alcohol and proved that the first time around was not an aberration.

I know this because I am still hungover at my desk as I type this.

Mark, no apologies needed for the beer drinking part-I still maintain that the opposing group cheated their way to the top. They had to have swiped some cans from us. You did your part by being one of the better golfers I have ever played a round with (FYI...the 10 under was mostly due to his swing, not mine nor Howard's)

We'll have to do it again next year. If we can get up to three groups at least...then I will start drinking water today to prepare.

Still waiting on the excuse...

No...like I said, I decided early on to play to my "strength". Also, Tanner is a mad man. He matched me drink for drink, and still managed to shoot 4 under ALL by himself. Well, I think Wes made a few shots here and there. Tan the man still drove the cart too...mostly on the path, anyway.

It was a pleasure meeting all of you also. I hope the ride back to your car wasn't too scary though, Thrilla. I think I sobered up on the way back out to eat.

Jumbo · « **Reply #275 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:16:21 PM »

I hope Thrilla never goes to jail, he would be a busy man.

Thrilla · « **Reply #276 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2009, 02:10:46 PM

I hope the ride back to your car wasn't too scary though, Thrilla. I think I sobered up on the way back out to eat.

Short of a few illegal lane changes and hit pedestrians, I would've never known.

Quote from: Jumbo on August 10, 2009, 02:16:21 PM

I hope Thrilla never goes to jail, he would be a busy man.

I must rely on your fists of fury to prepare me if the day should ever come.

chinook · « **Reply #277 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:42:18 PM »

are the beer cans still around? that is some heavy cash back in oregon. .05 cent can return.

Godfather · « **Reply #278 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:38:20 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2009, 10:19:01 PM

a couple more...

Allright I know most of the degenerates in the picture, I am assuming the queer in the green shirt is Thrilla. Which douchebag has the orange shirt on. (Not the short douchebag with the bald head...the other one).

P.s. AUtailgate...lay off the ho-ho's jeesssuuusss son!

Thrilla · « **Reply #279 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 12, 2009, 02:38:20 PM

Allright I know most of the degenerates in the picture, I am assuming the queer in the green shirt is Thrilla. Which douchebag has the orange shirt on. (Not the short douchebag with the bald head...the other one).

P.s. AUtailgate...lay off the ho-ho's jeesssuuusss son!

Hey! Just because I love to toss a salad doesn't make me queer.

That other douchebag would be Jacob, who has been known to frequent internet message boards as the mysterious Yacobaufan.