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Here's a picture for ya....Kaos
« on: May 14, 2009, 11:26:53 PM »


Coach Chizik and Bo Jackson...
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 07:33:19 AM »


Coach Chizik and Bo Jackson...

Why is our coach wearing a blouse?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 07:43:06 AM »
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Why is our coach wearing a blouse?

 :rofl: I had no idea I was going to laugh that hard when I opened this thread.  On all accounts I thought this was a cool photo until I saw your comment.  lol.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 08:20:50 AM »
My dad wears shit like that...in terrycloth (sp?)

He's our dad but we still point and laugh.
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 08:21:01 AM »
:rofl: I had no idea I was going to laugh that hard when I opened this thread.  On all accounts I thought this was a cool photo until I saw your comment.  lol.

I thought it was better than ......"Wonder Twin powers activate!"
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 08:22:04 AM »
My dad wears shit like that...in terrycloth (sp?)

He's our dad but we still point and laugh.

make sure you tell him it's a blouse.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 09:41:32 AM »
make sure you tell him it's a blouse.
Perhaps he got a free bowl of soup with it.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 09:43:37 AM »
I thought it was better than ......"Wonder Twin powers activate!"
Seriously though who the fuck raises their arms to knuckle bump?  Surely this dropped him to number 11 in that magnificant coaches poll.
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 09:46:27 AM »
Perhaps he got a free bowl of soup with it.

Well it looks good on you though.
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 09:47:41 AM »
Well it looks good on you though.
Hey Bo don't tell'em your Jewish
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Re: Here's a picture for ya....Kaos
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 10:03:41 AM »
Well it looks good on you though.
You get a free bowl of Soup with it!
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2009, 10:05:26 AM »
You get a free bowl of Soup with it!
Reading is fundamental!
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2009, 10:22:19 AM »
Seriously though who the fuck raises their arms to knuckle bump?  Surely this dropped him to number 11 in that magnificant coaches poll.
Damn, you folks are critical...

Bo's raising his fist too, in case you didn't notice.

Should Chizik have punched him in the nuts instead?
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2009, 10:34:28 AM »
Reading is fundamental!
You must have been something before electricity!
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2009, 10:55:56 AM »
Damn, you folks are critical...

Bo's raising his fist too, in case you didn't notice.

Should Chizik have punched him in the nuts instead?
That would have been funnier...

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Re: Here's a picture for ya....Kaos
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2009, 11:14:28 AM »
Damn, you folks are critical...

Bo's raising his fist too, in case you didn't notice.

Should Chizik have punched him in the nuts instead?

You're assuming Bo initiated the bump.  Assuming facts not in evidence. 

From the record of evidence can you state conclusively which of the two men initiated said bump? 

Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined?  Under what circumstances would you decline?

At what height do you normally offer fist bumps?

Is it your testimony that based only on the evidence presented that Bo Jackson initiated a fist bump and the defendant -- Mr. Chizik -- was forced to go high?

I didn't think so. 
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2009, 11:24:01 AM »
You're assuming Bo initiated the bump.  Assuming facts not in evidence. 

From the record of evidence can you state conclusively which of the two men initiated said bump? 

Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined?  Under what circumstances would you decline?

At what height do you normally offer fist bumps?

Is it your testimony that based only on the evidence presented that Bo Jackson initiated a fist bump and the defendant -- Mr. Chizik -- was forced to go high?

I didn't think so. 
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IMO fist bumps should only be done at appox 3" above the waist and not to exceed 1" above the clavicle.

Now if it were a high five I would have no qualms with it.
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2009, 11:32:43 AM »
You're assuming Bo initiated the bump.  Assuming facts not in evidence. 

From the record of evidence can you state conclusively which of the two men initiated said bump? 

Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined?  Under what circumstances would you decline?

At what height do you normally offer fist bumps?

Is it your testimony that based only on the evidence presented that Bo Jackson initiated a fist bump and the defendant -- Mr. Chizik -- was forced to go high?

I didn't think so. 

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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2009, 01:14:31 PM »
Now, looking at the picture, Bo might've been going for a High Five. Then Coach Chizik decided to go with a High Fist Bump, which caused Bo to change his mind at the last awkward second to a fist.
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2009, 02:48:48 PM »
Now, looking at the picture, Bo might've been going for a High Five. Then Coach Chizik decided to go with a High Fist Bump, which caused Bo to change his mind at the last awkward second to a fist.

Only Bo would be quick enough to do that and avoid the embarassment of the dreaded "open hand on fist" disaster that occurs when one mistakenly thinks the fist bump initiator is going to "high 5".  It's really the whole reason for the "fist bump max height rule" in the fist place.   Come to think of it, Bo probably just read his mind. 
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