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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #3620 on: February 27, 2025, 07:49:40 AM »
Recommend 2022's Watcher if you haven't seen it.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #3621 on: February 28, 2025, 12:19:28 PM »
Recommend 2022's Watcher if you haven't seen it.

There were several with similar names around that time. 

Can you specify by lead actress?
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« Reply #3622 on: February 28, 2025, 04:03:52 PM »
There were several with similar names around that time. 

Can you specify by lead actress?

Naomi Watts, I imagine.  King Kong's side piece.
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« Reply #3623 on: February 28, 2025, 06:14:22 PM »
Naomi Watts, I imagine.  King Kong's side piece.

Love Naomi

And I usually prefer modern to classic film...

but...

Fay Wray was the truth.
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« Reply #3624 on: March 01, 2025, 09:57:59 PM »
There were several with similar names around that time. 

Can you specify by lead actress?

Maika Monroe

That Naomi Watts miniseries was ass
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« Reply #3625 on: March 03, 2025, 08:59:50 AM »
Deadpool/Wolverine

Let me start this by noting that Naomi Watts has the body of an 11 year old boy and the teeth of a cockney British barmaid. She's not attractive. Has nothing to do with this film, but needed to be plainly stated.

On to D-W. Sorry it took me so long to get to this one.

Not as groundbreaking as the first Deadpool. Still, it was a solid two hours of consistently irreverent, noisy, ridiculous entertainment.

The fourth wall, self-awareness stuff is appropriately mocking enough - of the genre, of the direction of the MCU, of Disney/Fox/Sony, of the entire concept.

The story - as are all current Marvel storylines with the whole multiverse nonsense - is kind of ridiculous and doesn't really work (as acknowledged by a fairly point-blank fourth-wall aside). I honestly think that for Marvel to get back on track and build long-term it's going to have to abandon the whole multi-verse angle anyway. It's a massive failure in the grand scheme. Found it interesting that Deadpool addressed that head on and plainly admitted it was stupid.

Reynolds is good as Deadpool.. Jackman is quality as usual as Wolverine. The rest is really just background flotsam spinning around to move them through the paces.

Enjoyed the injection of past and future Marvel failures (or aborted concepts)-- in particular the absolutely ageless (and attractive, unlike Naomi Watts - you knew I'd tie it back in, right?) Jennifer Garner as Elektra.

The crudity is toned down (again referenced multiple times in wall-breaking asides) "because Disney.." but there are still plenty of quasi-vulgar comments and visual gags along the way, including one long-running joke about the one thing they're not allowed to talk about. Clapton knows.

I have a really hard time seeing how a Deadpool that very clearly knows it's in a movie (dozens of studio and director fourth-wall comments) fits into the broader (now bloated) Marvel multi-dimensional universe.  How could you possibly inject this character into an Avengers film or an X-Men (boot, re-boot, re-re-re-boot?) when it irreverently acknowledges the reality we're supposed to suspend in the age of heroes?

Final verdict?  Not as good as the first Deadpool, better (to me) than the second Deadpool, definitely worth watching. I'm sure I'm the last person on planet Earth who wanted to watch it who hadn't until now. So this review won't sway a soul.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #3626 on: March 03, 2025, 10:13:07 AM »
September 5
Film focuses on the events in Munich at the 1972 Olympics when the Israeli athletes were taken hostage by members of a terrorist group which demanded the release of some Palestinians or something.

I'm a little tired of Holocaust movies and references. Yeah, it was bad, but it wasn't (by a long stretch) the worst thing humans have done to other humans in the history of the world. There needs to be some historical context.

By the same token, I'm tired of movies about and discussion of this event in Munich. Yes, terrorists did something heinous at the Olympics - like 50 or 70 years ago or something. Roughly a dozen people died. Boo freakin' hoo.  There have since been incidents of terrorism and/or just regular mayhem where as many or more were killed. Why the continual focus on this singular event?

The ones I know of?  There was a movie in the late 90s One Day in September. Speilberg did one in 2005 Munich that scarfed up Oscars. There was at least one multi-part documentary recently (on AppleTV I think) and there have been multiple (like a dozen) other documentaries on this event.  In the grand scheme of world history? Who cares? 

This film is framed very similarly to Saturday Night - the semi-true story of the 90 minutes leading up to the first broadcast of SNL. September 5 tells the story of the Munich hostage situation from the perspective of the ABC Sports crew that broadcast the event. SN was entertaining. This is morose, self-aggrandizing boredom.

It's a completely unnecessary entry in a story that's been told far more times than it warrants.

I suspect it was flung together to make some kind of commentary on the Palestinian-Israel conflict going on now. An attempt to resurrect this event to sway opinions and portray the Palestinan supporters in the worst, most barbaric light. Which is fine. Wipe them from the map. I got no problem there. This boring movie about a grainy, decades-old event wasn't the way, though.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #3627 on: March 04, 2025, 12:19:07 AM »
Deadpool/Wolverine

Let me start this by noting that Naomi Watts has the body of an 11 year old boy and the teeth of a cockney British barmaid. She's not attractive. Has nothing to do with this film, but needed to be plainly stated.

Final verdict?  Not as good as the first Deadpool, better (to me) than the second Deadpool, definitely worth watching. I'm sure I'm the last person on planet Earth who wanted to watch it who hadn't until now. So this review won't sway a soul.

i have wanted to watch and certainly would have until I read your review. all is not lost. 

though it is disturbing you mention 11 year old b*ys ...maybe it was for Snags.

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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #3628 on: March 04, 2025, 12:19:54 AM »
Recommend 2022's Watcher if you haven't seen it.

watched last night based on your review.  fantastic. 
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #3629 on: March 04, 2025, 08:12:48 AM »
watched last night based on your review.  fantastic.

I usually enjoy anything she's in and that was a nice surprise little movie.
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