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« Reply #1200 on: July 03, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »
Day Glo sportswear effectively wards off any kind of sexually transmitted disease.

And any kind of sex.

And any interest from the opposite sex.

And...

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« Reply #1201 on: July 03, 2012, 01:23:23 PM »
Day Glo sportswear effectively wards off any kind of sexually transmitted disease.

And any kind of sex.

And any interest from the opposite sex.

And...

I believe...wait....yep, I'm certain now....that just happened.
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« Reply #1202 on: July 03, 2012, 01:40:09 PM »
Mods, can we ban the new kid?!?!?
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« Reply #1203 on: July 03, 2012, 02:44:21 PM »
Day Glo sportswear effectively wards off any kind of sexually transmitted disease.

And any kind of sex.

And any interest from the opposite sex.

And...

I don't know. I heard that Dayglow actually adds ten inches...
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« Reply #1204 on: July 03, 2012, 02:53:32 PM »
I don't know. I heard that Dayglow actually adds ten inches...

Just curious.  Where does one get this Dayglow apparel?  Not that I want any...or need any.  Just askin'.
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« Reply #1205 on: July 03, 2012, 02:54:40 PM »
Just curious.  Where does one get this Dayglow apparel?  Not that I want any...or need any.  Just askin'.

At Wild Birds Unlimited.  In the children's section.
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« Reply #1206 on: July 03, 2012, 03:04:19 PM »
I'm going to have to spike a few warn meters around here, I can see...
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« Reply #1207 on: July 03, 2012, 03:07:15 PM »
Just curious.  Where does one get this Dayglow apparel?  Not that I want any...or need any.  Just askin'.

Not that I went here-found this by accident.

http://www.zazzle.com/dayglow+tshirts   
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« Reply #1208 on: July 03, 2012, 03:10:17 PM »
Sweet!  Found my shirt for this year's golfs...

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« Reply #1209 on: July 03, 2012, 03:21:28 PM »
Not that I went here-found this by accident.

http://www.zazzle.com/dayglow+tshirts   

Sweet, now I can get that extra 10 inche...I mean..    :haha: you've been ordering Dayglow shirts
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« Reply #1210 on: July 03, 2012, 03:30:55 PM »
Sweet, now I can get that extra 10 inche...I mean..    :haha: you've been ordering Dayglow shirts

Looking to trade shirts for two game tickets.
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« Reply #1211 on: July 03, 2012, 03:36:48 PM »
Looking to trade shirts for two game tickets.

The hustle...it was good.
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« Reply #1212 on: July 03, 2012, 04:25:46 PM »
The hustle...it was good.

For an old guy my hustle is slow and uphill both ways.
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« Reply #1213 on: July 04, 2012, 12:00:43 AM »
Mr. Deeds
I hate Adam Sandler.  He's the fucking worst.  Every movie he makes slides further and further down the tubes of shittiness. 

I'd never seen this one and got roped into it today. 

Compared to his recent work, it's fucking Casablanca or The Godfather.  It just shows you how utterly shitty and juvenile his more recent films (including Grownups) really are.  Total fetid shit fests. 

You could see in this slow-moving and improbable donkey turd the beginnings of the abject laziness and disdain/disrespect for the audience he now exhibits in all films. 

He half-assed his way through it with a tepid performance that was matched by a dreadful coked-out flail by Whydontcha Ryder.  Unless I'm mistaken this was the point where her career disappeared into the toilet where it languishes today.  She hasn't done anything worth a damn in the ten years since this turkey was shit on the cinematic floor. 

Sandler is terrible.  He's a waste of humanity.  This film was the beginning of his true decline into turddom.
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« Reply #1214 on: July 04, 2012, 12:09:31 AM »
Spiderman 3

Oh holy fuck, Tobey McGuire is a HORRIBLE actor.   I'd forgotten just how monstrously bad this rotten egg of a movie actually was. 

McGuire is spectacularly shitty. 

I can't watch this shit.   It's freakishly terrible. 

Thank God Ironman came along and rescued the Marvel franchise.  This cement turd could have sunk the entire line. 

It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen and I've seen some bad ones. 

Given the choice of watching the horrible Human Centipede 2 five times in a row or watching Tobey Fuckface McGuire butcher another five minutes of this?  Give me the 'pede. 

I'd rather watch John Travolta and Nick Cage wear bama gear and do an extended remake of Brokeback Mountain than this. 

I'd rather watch Jonah Hill, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Dave Matthews in a KISS cover band than be subjected to any more of this horrible performance by McGuire. 

God god, he's horrible.  He looks like he's having a seizure!  Is that supposed to be emotion?  What emotion is that?  Snark? 

Fuck this.  Top five worst movies of all time. 

In the scenes where he's supposed to be 'bad' Spiderman he looks like Edward Furlong and Crispin Glover had a baby and then choked off its air for the first ten minutes of its life. 

This entire thing is an affront to humanity.  How could anyone -- anyone -- have looked at the dailies for this roach shit and said to themselves "yeah! this is great!" 

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« Reply #1215 on: July 04, 2012, 07:42:23 AM »
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I'd rather watch John Travolta and Nick Cage wear bama gear and do an extended remake of Brokeback Mountain than this. 

But only if they switch faces. 
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« Reply #1216 on: July 07, 2012, 12:42:17 AM »
Katy Perry: Part of Me

Surprisingly sweet and touching.  Well produced and effectively edited.  The concert sequences were beautiful, colorful, bold and sparkling just like her. 

Based on what I saw of her concert in the film, it was definitely something a KISS fan could appreciate. I hope she tours again soon because it would be well worth the money to see that in person.  And almost definitely worth premium seats/access.

I adore Katy Perry in wholesome ways I never thought possible.  The movie humanized her. It stripped away the sex symbol persona to reveal a little glimpse of the person inside.  I adore that person. 

Probably not for everybody but as a dad with a 12-year old daughter who aspires to scale the same heights Katy has, it was definitely a good show. 

I'd see it again. 
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« Reply #1217 on: July 07, 2012, 02:04:32 AM »
Katy Perry: Part of Me

Surprisingly sweet and touching.  Well produced and effectively edited.  The concert sequences were beautiful, colorful, bold and sparkling just like her. 

Based on what I saw of her concert in the film, it was definitely something a KISS fan could appreciate. I hope she tours again soon because it would be well worth the money to see that in person.  And almost definitely worth premium seats/access.

I adore Katy Perry in wholesome ways I never thought possible.  The movie humanized her. It stripped away the sex symbol persona to reveal a little glimpse of the person inside.  I adore that person. 

Probably not for everybody but as a dad with a 12-year old daughter who aspires to scale the same heights Katy has, it was definitely a good show. 

I'd see it again.

First, let me say:

 :jaw:

Second, I saw a televised special of some sort awhile back about Katy Perry and her parents' uber conservative religious fervor.  They aren't too happy about the sex symbol persona that she developed in order to sell her brand.

For a pop star whose songs rarely have any sort of deeper meaning, it was surprisingly interesting to see her personal side and how she was raised.

It was also interesting to see her scantily clad while preparing for shows.
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« Reply #1218 on: July 07, 2012, 07:24:59 AM »
First, let me say:

 :jaw:

Second, I saw a televised special of some sort awhile back about Katy Perry and her parents' uber conservative religious fervor.  They aren't too happy about the sex symbol persona that she developed in order to sell her brand.

For a pop star whose songs rarely have any sort of deeper meaning, it was surprisingly interesting to see her personal side and how she was raised.

It was also interesting to see her scantily clad while preparing for shows.

Her parents were a part of this film and seemed to have come to terms with who and what she's become.  Toward the end there's a brief glimpse of her mom at a concert.  Conservative dad looked like a total weird-wack with his silver sliver beard, Harry Caray glasses and Judas Priest wardrobe.  Not sure what that was. 

For what it's worth I don't recall seeing her scantily clad.  All I remember is workout clothes, hoodies and maybe a couple of times wrapped in a big towel.  She definitely wasn't prowling around backstage in Victoria's Secret signature gear. 

I actually thought the film took great pains to show her as a regular girl and purposely avoided portraying her as a sex kitty. Other than a few of the stage costumes, there wasn't anything overtly sexy about her wardrobe.  Most of the time backstage she was sans makeup, too.  That's something I think few of those obsessed with their looks would have allowed people to see.

That was the really interesting part of this movie.  My daughter wanted to go, I figured why not, Katy Perry is crazy awesome hot and there's nothing wrong with drinking in that sweet 3D vision for an hour and a half.  Left the movie not seeing her in the same manner.  It transformed her from a delicious collection of tits, legs, hair, eyes, ass,  and yummy parts into a complete person.  A person I adore.   
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« Reply #1219 on: July 09, 2012, 10:53:12 AM »
Katy Perry: Part of Me

Surprisingly sweet and touching.  Well produced and effectively edited.  The concert sequences were beautiful, colorful, bold and sparkling just like her. 

Based on what I saw of her concert in the film, it was definitely something a KISS fan could appreciate. I hope she tours again soon because it would be well worth the money to see that in person.  And almost definitely worth premium seats/access.

I adore Katy Perry in wholesome ways I never thought possible.  The movie humanized her. It stripped away the sex symbol persona to reveal a little glimpse of the person inside.  I adore that person. 

Probably not for everybody but as a dad with a 12-year old daughter who aspires to scale the same heights Katy has, it was definitely a good show. 

I'd see it again.


The movie rocked because she is UBER hot.

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