Kaos' way behind movie reviews

[RWS]

TV hasn't declined.  Your taste in television is shit, you fucking goat roper.

Yeah, and you like KISS (and dress up like them).


Fag.

[Kaos]

Unless you watch what Kaos watches, you're a moron. Get it right.

Fuck you, shit eater.  You watch ignorant fag shows. 

[AUJarhead]

I've got this theory that 99% of the movies being released over the past decade have been absolute shit.

Add this to your 99% if it happens:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/cannonball-run-to-be-remade-as-a-gm-product-placement/2011/10/19/gIQALYwKxL_blog.html

‘Cannonball Run’ to be remade as a GM product placement?
By Jen Chaney


(Fox via LA2Day) “Cannonball Run” — the 1981 cross-country car chase ensemble comedy that starred, as improbable as it sounds, Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Farrah Fawcett, Terry Bradshaw and Jackie Chan — may be getting a remake. And that remake may be financially backed in part by auto maker General Motors.

Vulture reports that the deal to make the movie is still being worked out, but that GM — a company that came out of bankruptcy in 2009 thanks to substantial financial assistance from the U.S. and Canadian governments — is poised to take “an actual hard-dollar, equity stake” in the film, which would, in turn, feature a bevy of vehicles from its 2014 line.

Because the U.S. and Canada still own stakes in the company (27 and 12 percent, respectively), one could argue that, in a way, we’re all investing in the “Cannonball Run” remake. Hence, it’s important for you to know that Guy Ritchie is the current front-runner to direct (Shawn Levy of “Night at the Museum” and “Real Steel” is also interested), and, according to Vulture, Ritchie wants Brad Pitt — who mumbled pseudo-Irishly throughout’s Ritchie’s 2000 crime flick “Snatch” — to star.

Ritchie also is interested in shooting some of the movie in Europe, even though the original focused on a U.S.-based cross-country race. No word on whether the Middle Eastern oil sheikh character, played circa 1981 by Jamie Farr, will make a reappearance in the 2011 version. (Fingers crossed!)

The ’81 “Cannonball Run” spawned a sequel, 1984’s “Cannonball Run II.” So if this all works out, GM could land a couple of two-hour product placements and audiences could again be treated to a double-helping of the randy, lowbrow comedy that a good, old-fashioned ensemble racing movie provides.

Would anyone be interested in seeing a “Run” retry? Would you be less inclined to buy a ticket knowing that GM played a key role in making the movie happen? Weigh in by posting a comment. But first, watch the trailer for the original below.

[wesfau2]

Unless you watch what Kaos watches, you're a moron. Get it right.

True...and he and I disagree heavily on movies.

But, he is correct about Home Improvement and Raymond.  Banal garbage.

[Saniflush]

True...and he and I disagree heavily on movies.

But, he is correct about Home Improvement and Raymond.  Banal garbage.

So not everybody loves him?

[wesfau2]

So not everybody loves him?

Some people, in fact, loathe him.

[Saniflush]

Some people, in fact, loathe him.

I like the prospects of this new series.

[Kaos]

Some people, in fact, loathe him.

His shrew bitch wife for one.

[GH2001]

Some people, in fact, loathe him.

I loathe him heavily.

Ray Romano is one of the unfunniest people ever. Show was horrid.

And I am now on the Breaking Bad train with you guys. Excellent show.

[JR4AU]

I loathe him heavily.

Ray Romano is one of the unfunniest people ever. Show was horrid.

^^^This

[GH2001]

^^^This

"Most of Tigersx Loathes Raymond"

But apparently TBS and all of the syndication deal makers love him.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

The last show that I watched that was consistently funny was "Better Off Ted".  It lasted two seasons.  Work place comedy that just went straight for off the wall laughs.

Best episodes was one where the company installed motion sensors that operated all the door locks and lights, but they didn't "see" the black employees.  Hilarity ensued.



Another one that comes to mind is one where the company released a memo that mistakenly said "Employees must now use abusive language" and refused to admit to making a mistake.  Hilarity ensued.

[GH2001]

The last show that I watched that was consistently funny was "Better Off Ted".  It lasted two seasons.  Work place comedy that just went straight for off the wall laughs.

Best episodes was one where the company installed motion sensors that operated all the door locks and lights, but they didn't "see" the black employees.  Hilarity ensued.


Another one that comes to mind is one where the company released a memo that mistakenly said "Employees must now use abusive language" and refused to admit to making a mistake.  Hilarity ensued.

Last 2 network shows or sitcoms that I watched regularly were Friends and Drew Carey. I like Carey's brand of dry humor. Some people hate him. I thought the chemistry and harsh humor between him and Mimi was great. Friends wasn't great but it was a decent all around show that could keep my attention. Plus the hotties didn't hurt. It had some hilarious moments.

[Vandy Vol]

Plus the hotties didn't hurt.

Yeah, Chandler and Joey were-

Wait...nevermind.  Nothing to see here...move along...

[GH2001]

Yeah, Chandler and Joey were-

Wait...nevermind.  Nothing to see here...move along...

I figured you more as a Ross Gellar kind of guy.

[Vandy Vol]

I figured you more as a Ross Gellar kind of guy.

Paleontologists have the best boners...

[GH2001]

Paleontologists have the best boners...

I was thinking more because he was Jewish. You prefer the Jewish cut down "there".

[Vandy Vol]

I was thinking more because he was Jewish. You prefer the Jewish cut down "there".

Or I'm just a (Jew) gold digger.

[Hogwally]

TV Shows I think are good: 

Modern Family
Psych
Burn Notice
Men of a Certain Age
Warehouse 13
Castle
Mythbusters
Bar Rescue
Glades (not great, but they film around my house a lot)
Anthony Bourdain - No reservations

Movies I would love to see made:

Monster Hunters International
Steven King's Darktower novels
Rick Reilly's Missing Links

[JR4AU]

Y'all are fucking up K's thread.