Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:03:16 PM »

I heard he was so fat, he had to put on is belt with a boomarang.

The Prowler · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:37:41 PM »

Jorrell Bostrom....Big Pimp

AUChizad · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2009, 08:11:09 PM »

I'm afraid to ask how you got access to his facebook pictures...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2009, 09:58:24 PM »

That boy's so fat, when he goes to a restaurant he don't get a menu...he gets an estimate.

The Prowler · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:52:42 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 12, 2009, 08:11:09 PM

I'm afraid to ask how you got access to his facebook pictures...

Yeah...I don't know what you're talking about.

Jumbo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2009, 05:35:06 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 12, 2009, 10:52:42 PM

Yeah...I don't know what you're talking about.

Stalker!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:49:59 AM »

I heard he was so fat, he resides in the zip code 9021OMG!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2009, 09:37:53 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on May 13, 2009, 08:49:59 AM

I heard he was so fat, he resides in the zip code 9021OMG!!!

He's so fat, he fell in love...and broke it.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:32:32 AM »

He is so fat, when that bitch on the right got through fucking him, she had to roll over TWICE to get off...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:34:41 AM »

He's so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on his good side.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:47:52 AM »

I heard he was so fat, that one time he was thrown into the sky.... and got stuck.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »

That boy is so fat they made a song about his weight...8675309.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:45:45 AM »

He's so fat, he stepped on the scales and it said, "One at a time, please."

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:24:19 AM »

He's so fat, when he opens the refrigerator it begs, "Please be gentle".

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #34 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:27:34 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 14, 2009, 11:24:19 AM

He's so fat, when he opens the refrigerator it begs, "Please be gentle".

You couldn't let this thing die could you? Just give it up dude. We all know he is so fat he could roll over a dollar and make 4 quarters...

But this thread is old. This thread is so old, if it had a social security number, it would be 000-00-0001.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:34:10 AM »

Old? Old? Yo mama's old. In fact, she's so old, she went to an antique auction and 3 people bid on her.

Thrilla · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:40:11 AM »

Please, man. Yo mama's so old, that when she farts, mummy dust comes out.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:01:37 PM »

Just stop it. Yo mama's so old, her sneakers say "Air Jesus".

Thrilla · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 14, 2009, 12:01:37 PM

Just stop it. Yo mama's so old, her sneakers say "Air Jesus".

Yes, she was a big fan of Jesus. In fact, she's so old, that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:13:34 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on May 14, 2009, 12:08:10 PM

Yes, she was a big fan of Jesus. In fact, she's so old, that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Old is right. She's so old, she knew Capn' Crunch when he was a Private.