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Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....

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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2009, 05:03:16 PM »
I heard he was so fat, he had to put on is belt with a boomarang.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2009, 05:37:41 PM »
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2009, 08:11:09 PM »
I'm afraid to ask how you got access to his facebook pictures...
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 09:58:24 PM »
That boy's so fat, when he goes to a restaurant he don't get a menu...he gets an estimate.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2009, 10:52:42 PM »
I'm afraid to ask how you got access to his facebook pictures...
Yeah...I don't know what you're talking about.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2009, 05:35:06 AM »
Yeah...I don't know what you're talking about.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2009, 08:49:59 AM »
I heard he was so fat, he resides in the zip code 9021OMG!!!
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2009, 09:37:53 AM »
I heard he was so fat, he resides in the zip code 9021OMG!!!

He's so fat, he fell in love...and broke it.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2009, 10:32:32 AM »
He is so fat, when that bitch on the right got through fucking him, she had to roll over TWICE to get off...
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2009, 10:34:41 AM »
He's so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on his good side.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2009, 10:47:52 AM »
I heard he was so fat, that one time he was thrown into the sky.... and got stuck.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »
That boy is so fat they made a song about his weight...8675309.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2009, 11:45:45 AM »
He's so fat, he stepped on the scales and it said, "One at a time, please."
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2009, 11:24:19 AM »
He's so fat, when he opens the refrigerator it begs, "Please be gentle".
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2009, 11:27:34 AM »
He's so fat, when he opens the refrigerator it begs, "Please be gentle".
You couldn't let this thing die could you? Just give it up dude. We all know he is so fat he could roll over a dollar and make 4 quarters...

But this thread is old. This thread is so old, if it had a social security number, it would be 000-00-0001.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2009, 11:34:10 AM »
Old?  Old?  Yo mama's old.  In fact, she's so old, she went to an antique auction and 3 people bid on her.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2009, 11:40:11 AM »
Please, man.  Yo mama's so old, that when she farts, mummy dust comes out.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2009, 12:01:37 PM »
Just stop it.  Yo mama's so old, her sneakers say "Air Jesus".
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2009, 12:08:10 PM »
Just stop it.  Yo mama's so old, her sneakers say "Air Jesus".

Yes, she was a big fan of Jesus.  In fact, she's so old, that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Re: Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2009, 12:13:34 PM »
Yes, she was a big fan of Jesus.  In fact, she's so old, that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Old is right.  She's so old, she knew Capn' Crunch when he was a Private.
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