Not Wally Hall. My last name is Wolters (Scott) and I've been nicknamed Wally since Jesus wore short pants. Speaking of Wally Hall, I wasn't thinking when I first signed up for Arkansas's Scout page, Hawgsillustrated, and was banned before I ever posted for signing in as HogWally. They won't let anyone post with Wally in their moniker because of his shortness, who was actually a decent writer back before he quit drinking and became holier than thou.