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As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2009, 03:54:12 PM »
Where is the "I would suck a fart out of her butt and inhale it like a bong hit" emoticon?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2009, 05:45:00 PM »
This news ought to make just under half of California happy along with the radical gay mafia:

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Exclusive: Miss California Carrie Prejean Loses Her Crown

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
By Hollie McKay

Less than a month after being told by Donald Trump that she can keep her Miss California crown, Carrie Prejean was fired on Wednesday.

In a release first obtained by FOXNews.com, K2 Productions, the independent producers of the Miss California USA pageant, under license from Miss Universe, cited continued breach of contract issues as the reason for Prejean's firing.

"This was a decision based solely on contract violations," Keith Lewis, executive director of K2 Productions, said in the release. "After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together.”
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Full story:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525716,00.html
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2009, 08:16:46 PM »
Fuck those stupid fags.  I'm sick and tired of minorities trying to control every fucking thing. 

Gays = Less than 10% of the population.
Blacks = Less than 15% of the population.

FUCK them ALL.  To HELL with their agendas and their issues. 

What the bleeding fuck ever happened to MAJORITY FUCKING RULE?
This type of shit grinds my gears.  MAYBE if the moral majority would step the fuck up, this shit would go away.  Too many people don't vote.  Too many people sit back on internet message boards and bitch. 

Homosexuals are in the minority.  Why the hell are so many HETEROSEXUALS concerned about their well being?  Let em fuck each other in the butt, but if marriage is still rooted in biblical principles, then it should only be between a man and a woman. 

And if that hurts your feelings, jump off a three story building.  That'll be real pain, you pussy. 

     Yeah! Let's kill those bastards!  Then we can start on the Jews, the Muslims, the Retards,  and anybody who believes in global warming or that the world is more than 6000 years old.  I suspect some miscegenation.
     Finally, we can deal with any of those that think we decended from monkeys.  Is that your culture and heritage?  That's not my culture and heritage....  Furthermore, I have it from the highest authority that that Nigra done sold his soul to the Devil!

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2009, 12:59:36 AM »
Can we change the order you have set forth? I'm thinking the tards may be a higher priority.
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