« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2009, 10:44:26 AM »
Back on track. Rumors are circulating that the Navy will be sponsoring a contest at halftime. They are going to rig a guy dressed like a Somali pirate, using the same kind of wiring ESPN uses for the overhead camera. Three lucky contestants will be selected at random and given paintball guns. From the 50-yard line, they will have 5 shots to nail the bobbing pirate. The one that scores the most hits will get to sit beside Steve in the scholarship donor section at the Louisiana Tech game.
TIFWIW.
Now that would probably elicit applications from ROTC candidates form all over the world. I would love to see it. The MSM would rip us a new one, but the military community would idolize us.
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