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« on: April 14, 2009, 01:09:17 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/13/report-drop-key-condition-iran-nuclear-talks/

I'm so fucking tired of hearing about Iran. This has been ongoing for the better part of this decade, and there needs to be an end. This is just a new revolution in the cycle, but now, we're showing them that we will go ahead and bow to THEIR demands. If they want something and don't get their way, they're just going to do some missle launches, and threaten to restart some reactors. Now they know thats the way to get us to back off and give in to their demands. Even if we do drop the ultimatum that they have to suspend all nuclear activity before they come to the negotiating table, they are still going to just aggrivate the negotiations somehow and make it not work. This happens year after year after year after year. They are simply trying to force out hands and pick a fight, that way they have yet another way to demonize us when we (eventually) rock their balls.

However, I'm skeptical that this administration is capable of doing anything but massaging their balls.
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 07:58:28 AM »
Forget ten years.  These fucks have been line stepping since the Carter administration.  They are habitual line step steppers. 

They need a permanent shovel to the face.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 11:09:54 AM »
Forget ten years.  These fucks have been line stepping since the Carter administration.  They are habitual line step steppers. 

They need a permanent shovel to the face.

And that would have been just one of many failures of Carter. 

EDIT: Had Carter dealt with that shit swiftly and properly, we wouldn't be hearing shit about them today.  Tell me, how much noise did you hear from Momar Quadaffi after a cruise missile was shot down his chimney?  Not until recently that is.....
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 11:21:03 AM »
And that would have been just one of many failures of Carter. 

EDIT: Had Carter dealt with that shit swiftly and properly, we wouldn't be hearing shit about them today.  Tell me, how much noise did you hear from Momar Quadaffi after a cruise missile was shot down his chimney?  Not until recently that is.....

Exactly!  As Tarheel puts it..."Carter never met a terrorist he didn't like".  Of course Thrilla likes to touch peepees with him in Decatur men's rooms.
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 11:34:51 AM »

However, I'm skeptical that this administration is capable of doing anything but massaging their balls.

You obviously didn't hear about BO killing three pirates with one shot from 900 yards. He is an effing rag head killer mofo.
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 11:57:09 AM »
You obviously didn't hear about BO killing three pirates with one shot from 900 yards. He is an effing rag head killer mofo.
Their new dog did all that?
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 12:51:56 PM »
Exactly!  As Tarheel puts it..."Carter never met a terrorist he didn't like".  Of course Thrilla likes to touch peepees with him in Decatur men's rooms.

I wouldn't be surprised if Carter does the same thing with his Hamas and Hezbollah friends.  Thrilla should get tested.
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 12:55:45 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/13/report-drop-key-condition-iran-nuclear-talks/

I'm so fucking tired of hearing about Iran. This has been ongoing for the better part of this decade, and there needs to be an end. This is just a new revolution in the cycle, but now, we're showing them that we will go ahead and bow to THEIR demands. If they want something and don't get their way, they're just going to do some missle launches, and threaten to restart some reactors. Now they know thats the way to get us to back off and give in to their demands. Even if we do drop the ultimatum that they have to suspend all nuclear activity before they come to the negotiating table, they are still going to just aggrivate the negotiations somehow and make it not work. This happens year after year after year after year. They are simply trying to force out hands and pick a fight, that way they have yet another way to demonize us when we (eventually) rock their balls.

However, I'm skeptical that this administration is capable of doing anything but massaging their balls.

And now similar demands are being made by that little, pot-bellied, dictator-thug in North Korea too.  I wouldn't be surprised if The ONE empowered both Iran and N. Korea by meeting directly with the leaders of both countries...hell, why not throw in Syria too.
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 01:11:13 PM »
if The ONE empowered both Iran and N. Korea by meeting directly with the leaders of both countries...hell, why not throw in Syria too.

What do you mean if?  That's all he's been doing since he's been on the "We Americans Suck tour 09".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 01:25:00 PM »
Their new dog did all that?

The pirates have a new dog? The Navy Seals have a new dog?  WTF are you talking about?
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 02:15:17 PM »
The pirates have a new dog? The Navy Seals have a new dog?  WTF are you talking about?

Obama's new dog is named Bo.
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 02:45:14 PM »
The pirates have a new dog? The Navy Seals have a new dog?  WTF are you talking about?
This little fucker.
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 02:51:22 PM »
WTF?  Trying to score the ghey community vote with the rainbow collar?
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 03:22:03 PM »
WTF?  Trying to score the ghey community vote with the rainbow collar?

Why do you hate Care Bears?
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 09:44:17 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/13/report-drop-key-condition-iran-nuclear-talks/

I'm so fucking tired of hearing about Iran. This has been ongoing for the better part of this decade, and there needs to be an end. This is just a new revolution in the cycle, but now, we're showing them that we will go ahead and bow to THEIR demands. If they want something and don't get their way, they're just going to do some missle launches, and threaten to restart some reactors. Now they know thats the way to get us to back off and give in to their demands. Even if we do drop the ultimatum that they have to suspend all nuclear activity before they come to the negotiating table, they are still going to just aggrivate the negotiations somehow and make it not work. This happens year after year after year after year. They are simply trying to force out hands and pick a fight, that way they have yet another way to demonize us when we (eventually) rock their balls.

However, I'm skeptical that this administration is capable of doing anything but massaging their balls.

This goes against everything I believe in but, I agree with the damn bammer. This administration is not going to do a damn thing about the Iranians. The Israelis on the other hand may be a different matter...
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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 10:21:01 PM »
And now similar demands are being made by that little, pot-bellied, dictator-thug in North Korea too.  I wouldn't be surprised if The ONE empowered both Iran and N. Korea by meeting directly with the leaders of both countries...hell, why not throw in Syria too.
I think the whole N. Korea situation is what made me so sensitive to the report about Iran. They are flat out mocking us, daring us to do something. Oh, well lets get the UN involved so they can type up a piece of paper saying "No-no, thats not nice. You better start behaving before we have to type up another nasty-gram". This shit is a total joke, and we're encouraging them by now bowing to their demands. I understand that policy shouldn't be to flatten whatever country disagrees with you, but how far out of hand are we going to allow Iran and North Korea to get? What is it going to take to put them back in their place? Apparently its going to take one of those missles hitting Alaska or some other bullshit for something to happen.   

The two regimes are just insane, period. They want to force our hand into a fight. Maybe one day they will get their wish. There will have to be an end to this, and there is no way Iran or North Korea will allow for it to be a diplomatic end.
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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 10:24:23 PM »
Well, to be fair, there's only 12 Eskimos and a few King Crab boats in Alaska.
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« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 10:26:08 PM »
Well, to be fair, there's only 12 Eskimos and a few King Crab boats in Alaska.
Fuck me, I missed the season premier of Deadliest Catch.
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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 11:48:46 PM »
Fuck me, I missed the season premier of Deadliest Catch.

Woah...wait...what?????  The season premier of Deadliest Catch was tonight???!!!!!!!!???????

EDIT:  I just checked my DVR and it was set to record.....back to bitching about Iran, North Korea and how we are not dealing with them and should have done something about Iran in the late 70's.

Oh, FYI, I think on Fox News, there is an article where Kimberly Jong the 15th (or whatever the hell his name is) is threating to crank back up the reactor in protest for the UN sanctions.
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