If I am going to wear a shirt like that, I want people to be able to read it by only having to look at it once, not have to ask me to stop so they can see everything on my shirt. The middle shirt had big bold lettering, which is easier to read with one quick glance.
If your big ugly ass is wearing it, they could print the preamble to the Constitution on it and Stevie Wonder could read it from across the stadium.
What's the bet for this years Navy annihilation of the mules? I'm so confident in the outcome that I'm willing to take the wager 8 months out.