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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #100 on: April 02, 2009, 02:09:47 PM »
You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #101 on: April 02, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »
I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable.

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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #102 on: April 03, 2009, 09:01:42 AM »
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #103 on: April 09, 2009, 01:16:42 PM »
Folklore tells of Bigfoot Pete who discovered a vein of gold on the edge of the desert. Fearing that others might jump his claim, he knew he had to rush across the desert to the assay/claim office. The route was six days walk across the desert. Pete had no animals to help him but the local natives offered to help. The trouble was that no one (including Pete) could carry more than four days food and water. Can the trip be made - and how many helpers would Pete need?

I've burned some brain cells on this one.  Hint?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #104 on: April 09, 2009, 02:27:31 PM »
okay, have 4 people leave. after one day two of them give one days f& w to pete and another (leaving the enough to return and giving the 2 guys left 4 days f&w) and turn back. The next day the other guy gives pete one day f&w and turns back (he has 2 days f&w left and pete is back to 4 days left ans 4 days f&w).
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2009, 03:30:19 PM »
okay, have 4 people leave. after one day two of them give one days f& w to pete and another (leaving the enough to return and giving the 2 guys left 4 days f&w) and turn back. The next day the other guy gives pete one day f&w and turns back (he has 2 days f&w left and pete is back to 4 days left ans 4 days f&w).
Thats not really a hint, thats the answer....nice job Tiger88
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2009, 03:32:04 PM »
Two men who signed the Declaration of Independence had their respective families produce two
U.S. Presidents for each family. Who were they and who were the Presidents?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2009, 03:55:35 PM »
Thats not really a hint, thats the answer....nice job Tiger88

Shit, I hate math.  I actually was close but that matters not now.  Well done, Tiger88.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #108 on: April 11, 2009, 12:48:32 AM »
Two men who signed the Declaration of Independence had their respective families produce two
U.S. Presidents for each family. Who were they and who were the Presidents?
John & John Quincy Adams and William Henry and Benjamin Harrison.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2009, 08:32:24 AM »
Boog Powell and Jim Palmer?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #110 on: April 12, 2009, 12:40:43 PM »
I hope this isn't in this thread already but here it goes:

Two men are standing beside a casket and one asks who is in the casket. The other guy tells him:

Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who's in the casket?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #111 on: April 12, 2009, 09:49:04 PM »
I hope this isn't in this thread already but here it goes:

Two men are standing beside a casket and one asks who is in the casket. The other guy tells him:

Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who's in the casket?

Davis Love III???
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #112 on: April 13, 2009, 01:40:17 PM »
I hope this isn't in this thread already but here it goes:

Two men are standing beside a casket and one asks who is in the casket. The other guy tells him:

Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who's in the casket?

Isn't it just easier to say my son?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #113 on: April 13, 2009, 01:41:48 PM »
John & John Quincy Adams and William Henry and Benjamin Harrison.
Thats correct BTW nice job Chief!
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #114 on: April 13, 2009, 01:43:59 PM »
On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #115 on: April 13, 2009, 01:50:13 PM »
On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?



You weren't very clear, so I have two answers:

1) One person is going to the fair (you never said that the jugglers/etc were also going); or

2) 501 are going to the fair.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #116 on: April 13, 2009, 01:53:41 PM »
Just me.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #117 on: April 13, 2009, 01:54:38 PM »
the answer is one...because its on my way to the fair...meaning the others were leaving the fair.


That was easy btw especially if your a Die Hard fan....of riddles.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #118 on: April 13, 2009, 01:55:27 PM »


There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #119 on: April 13, 2009, 02:00:00 PM »

There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

The survivor was a pregnant woman?
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