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Open Letter To The Greasy One

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Open Letter To The Greasy One
« on: March 29, 2009, 11:02:40 PM »
Mr. Weasel, you have been taking a lot of shit from posters, whose numbers seem to be increasing by the day.  I'm starting to see members who would rarely rip anyone for their right to say whatever, whenever...call you out.  I consider myself to be in that group of fairly open minded individuals who stay the course with regard to the theme of this board.  However..

It's now deteriorated into one big "Fuck you" fest and in this posters opinion, it's gone past the point of getting old.  Look, you have a problem with the hiring of Coach Gene Chizik.  We got it!.  We've gotten it for the last 3-4 months.  Here's the thing...and please take these words to heart...whatever your reasons for hating the hire...the man...the whole coaching situation...that's absolutely, 100% your right.  And on this board, you absolutely, 100% have the right to espouse those views in any way you see fit.  People can agree, disagree, debate, tell you to fist yourself, fist your dog, ignore you...whatever.  That's the beauty of TigersX.

But, if you notice, while there have been a select few who have argued your take from the start, it's only been the last few weeks where people have come out of the woodwork to say, "Enough is enough."  I'm finally in agreement.  I don't disagree with your right to hate Gene Chizik, for whatever the reason may be.  But, when it gets to the point where you simply take a quick glance at a certain posters take and say, "Same shit, different day" something's wrong.  I don't think I'd be going out on a limb by saying that 90% plus of your posts have the reference, "Fuckhead Chizik" in them.  Someone could start a thread about baby seals and it wouldn't be 3 replies in before you made some comment on Fuckhead Chizik clubbing baby seals and singlehandedly ruining the entire Auburn nation.

Look, you seem to be on some sort of crusade, some never-ending mission to inform the world of the coming of the anti-christ.  That's fine.  But, we got it long ago and every single post you make doesn't demand that you slap us in the face with it.  All that leads to is exactly what's going on now...more and more posters replying with "Shut the fuck up."  You can be on a mission to rid the world of Chizzzz..that's your perogative there Bobby Brown.  But, this board only has a handful of consistent posters right now.  It's growing but at this particular time, it's not exactly the place to climb up on your soap box on a daily basis and scream, "Fuck Chizik, fuck Chizik, fuck Chizik."  It's just us...we got it!!!

Am I defending the hire of Gene Chizik?  Not no, but hell no.  I would imagine that if you polled everyone on this board about their reaction when they heard the news of his hire, you'd get a hearty, WTF???  But, he's the coach and most people will support him and give him a chance to see what he can do.  We DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.  This isn't about being right or wrong.  We're just a bunch of message board schmucks entertaining ourselves with a distraction from the real world.  Whether we love Chizik or hate him makes no difference.  Nobody on this board, not me, not you (And especially not Howard) has any influence whatsoever.  He'll still be on the sidelines until he proves he can't handle it the job.

Dude, you are obvioulsy passionate about certain things.  Channel that into other things on this board besides calling Gene Chizik a fuckhead. Again, we got it!!!  Your incessant name calling and your apparent mission to inform the world about the evil Chiz, has just crossed that line.  It's old!!  Now, people who may agree with your take are just getting sick of how you put that take out there.  It's TigersX, you're free to rip at will.  But, everyone on this board is free to rip back and when it gets to the level where that's all that's happeneing, it's time to move on.   
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 11:14:25 PM »
When Steve has to get even semi-serious about something, that is when you might want to check yourself. Good job counsel.
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 11:33:05 PM »
And I have to add... The cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom.
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 12:05:58 AM »
Birdman you are correct sir.
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 06:51:10 AM »
I do apologize for getting bent a twisted out of shape about the hire of he who I cannot refer to.
But while I honestly believe that many of you are true Auburn fans I also truly believe that very few of you have a true love for the school that I do and as a result you cannot take on the mission of seeing that only good things take place there. It is hard to get in any discussion on this forum and not have it revolve around football because as the football coach ___________ is the public face of Auburn. Between my grandfather, my father and myself the amount of $$$$ that hiring coach ________ cost Auburn was enough to have the university call my house and drop in to see my grandad. I would love to let you know why we have such a strong aversion to coach _________ and then you would understand.
But to keep peace and harmony on the board I'm going to take some time off from here. I'm just going to let coach _______ do as he will naturally do and fuck us. You won't have to be constantly reminded that the rah rah sunshine pumpers silenced any voice that dared to speak out about this situation and the Auburn family my climb back into its collective shell.
So until about the first of October when the magnitude of the fuck up committed against Auburn becomes to large to ignore I bid ye far the well.
Except prowler I truly think he is a bammer laughing gleefully about this hire.
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 07:44:41 AM »
Seriously wasn't meant to try and run you off.  Just move on from the fuckhead Chizik theme in every single post. 
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 08:37:32 AM »
I do apologize for getting bent a twisted out of shape about the hire of he who I cannot refer to.
But while I honestly believe that many of you are true Auburn fans I also truly believe that very few of you have a true love for the school that I do and as a result you cannot take on the mission of seeing that only good things take place there. It is hard to get in any discussion on this forum and not have it revolve around football because as the football coach ___________ is the public face of Auburn. Between my grandfather, my father and myself the amount of $$$$ that hiring coach ________ cost Auburn was enough to have the university call my house and drop in to see my grandad. I would love to let you know why we have such a strong aversion to coach _________ and then you would understand.
But to keep peace and harmony on the board I'm going to take some time off from here. I'm just going to let coach _______ do as he will naturally do and fuck us. You won't have to be constantly reminded that the rah rah sunshine pumpers silenced any voice that dared to speak out about this situation and the Auburn family my climb back into its collective shell.
So until about the first of October when the magnitude of the fuck up committed against Auburn becomes to large to ignore I bid ye far the well.
Except prowler I truly think he is a bammer laughing gleefully about this hire.
So long bammer, when Auburn has a loss next year, I'm sure that we'll see you on the Football boards again. 
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 08:41:27 AM »
I'm taking my ball and going home! :violin:
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 09:08:14 AM »
Tiger Woods on Roller Skates...  I think you fuckers are all just a little uptight.   :popcorn:





If it comes down to Greasy not understanding that Birdman was simply saying not to make this his personal "Fuck ChizX" board, and to bring it down a notch and keep it to pertinent threads, it's probably a good thing that he takes a hiatus.   
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 09:16:59 AM »
I would love to let you know why we have such a strong aversion to coach _________ and then you would understand.

This is why I can't take you seriously.

"Seriously, you guys, I know some shit.  I can't tell you, though.  I'll just post my conclusion and never tell you how I got there and if you don't agree with me, then you're blind, stupid, moronic and gay."
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 12:09:10 PM »
This is why I can't take you seriously.

"Seriously, you guys, I know some shit.  I can't tell you, though.  I'll just post my conclusion and never tell you how I got there and if you don't agree with me, then you're blind, stupid, moronic and gay."


High school bullshit by a pre-adolescent bammer. Thnk's it's funny to get the "barners" in a twist.
I don't even care if he is a real AU fan, just STFU about it already
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Re: Open Letter To The Greasy One
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 05:24:46 PM »
Greasy -

If you've got some dirt on Chizik, spill it.  I mean, you don't have to include the details.  This board welcomed you with open arms after AU Undercover drove you crazy.  If we're your home board, join us. 

I'm open to conversation about Chizik and Auburn football.  If you want to watch every practice video and respond with constructive criticism, that's great.  That's what we're all here for. 

However, to tout your personal bias against Chizik as the reason for Auburn's downfall IS not only moronic, it's arrogant. 

How can you accuse people of being sunshine pumpers if you won't spill the beans on Chizik?
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