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Band Name Finalists
« on: March 28, 2009, 02:21:34 PM »
Pick your favorite of these band name finalists.

We still can't get a fucking singer that will actually show up...That shit's harder than you would think...
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 02:34:43 PM »
Do NOT choose Boom! Goes the Dynamite. 

It'll soon be played out, which means your band name will be douchey.  Just some advice. 
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 02:46:23 PM »
Okay, the choices for the finals indicate to me that I am old fart who is out of touch with this thread. Therefore, I shall not vote.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 03:07:02 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 03:13:27 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 03:15:25 PM »
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 03:48:34 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

From the article:  "His sacrificial animal was the ass, reflecting his lustful nature...." 

He destroyed dat ass, yo. 
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 06:57:43 PM »
Priaprison
Locked up with a bunch of hard dicks.
Watch your orifices.
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 12:08:14 AM »
How about...

"The huge gaping vaginas who don't have the intellect to select a name for a band."  "THGVWDHTITSANFAB" for short.

Did you notice that "TITS" was right in the middle of that?  Hmmm..
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 05:24:32 AM »
Pick your favorite of these band name finalists.

We still can't get a fucking singer that will actually show up...That shit's harder than you would think...
You've never asked?
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 12:49:13 PM »
How about...

"The huge gaping vaginas who don't have the intellect to select a name for a band."  "THGVWDHTITSANFAB" for short.

Did you notice that "TITS" was right in the middle of that?  Hmmm..

You may be on to something. They could shorten it to t.i.t.s.  (the intellect to select). Okay, maybe not.



How about the Hot Lava Gods? A bit redundant.
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 09:02:47 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
However...the Roman counterpart makes a better sounding band name...

Mutinus Mutunus
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 09:10:10 AM »
Band names?  Hell it's been so long since the initial thread I figured you had already picked a name, toured Birmingham extensively, broke up, would now be working on a reunion tour.
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 11:21:21 AM »
Band names?  Hell it's been so long since the initial thread I figured you had already picked a name, toured Birmingham extensively, broke up, would now be working on a reunion tour.
Can I vote for None of the Above?
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 01:04:19 PM »
Quote
Statues of Priapus were often hung with signs bearing epigrams, collected in Priapeia (treated below), which threatened sexual assault towards transgressors of the boundaries that he protected:

"I warn you, boy, you will be sodomised; girl, you will be fucked;
a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.

If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,
let the first give me her mommy part, the second his head, the third his buttocks.

My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,
but with bearded men it will aim only for the top."[11]

Yeah, that's a great name to go for.  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 03:06:31 PM »
Easy Dick and the Jack Off Crew
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 03:13:40 PM »
Easy Dick and the Jack Off Crew

Snoop hates it when you cop his shit and then fuck it up to boot.
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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 03:22:44 PM »
Snoop hates it when you cop his shit and then fuck it up to boot.

Few things in this world more sad than a pasty white man trying to quote rap lyrics.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 03:42:50 PM »
Few things in this world more sad than a pasty white man trying to quote rap lyrics.

That's why I maintain a golden tan.
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Re: Band Name Finalists
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 04:49:04 PM »
I really miss WBALLS.  It was my favorite radio station.
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