http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Pick your favorite of these band name finalists.We still can't get a fucking singer that will actually show up...That shit's harder than you would think...
How about..."The huge gaping vaginas who don't have the intellect to select a name for a band." "THGVWDHTITSANFAB" for short.Did you notice that "TITS" was right in the middle of that? Hmmm..
Band names? Hell it's been so long since the initial thread I figured you had already picked a name, toured Birmingham extensively, broke up, would now be working on a reunion tour.
Statues of Priapus were often hung with signs bearing epigrams, collected in Priapeia (treated below), which threatened sexual assault towards transgressors of the boundaries that he protected:"I warn you, boy, you will be sodomised; girl, you will be fucked; a third penalty awaits the bearded thief. If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy, let the first give me her mommy part, the second his head, the third his buttocks. My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls, but with bearded men it will aim only for the top."[11]
Easy Dick and the Jack Off Crew
Snoop hates it when you cop his shit and then fuck it up to boot.
Few things in this world more sad than a pasty white man trying to quote rap lyrics.