Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl have balls like gelatin.
That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.
Squeezably soft?
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?
I always wanted to be fucked by Rosie O' Donnell.
I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.
I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.
You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.
Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.
Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from. Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.