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Saniflush

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Fuck this place
« on: March 24, 2009, 07:43:30 AM »
17 in Lancaster, PA.
The women wear too many clothes.
The nitwits at the Naval Academy don't know how to spell secretary under the picture of the secretary of the navy's picture. 
Back to short sleeves tonight.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fuck this place
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 12:20:59 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 24, 2009, 07:43:30 AM
17 in Lancaster, PA.
The women wear too many clothes.
The nitwits at the Naval Academy don't know how to spell secretary under the picture of the secretary of the navy's picture. 
Back to short sleeves tonight.
Someone's hammered.
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Re: Fuck this place
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 12:59:40 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on March 24, 2009, 12:20:59 PM
Someone's hammered.

Nah. But did stop by the Harley plant in York and that was by far the highlight of this venture.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 01:22:07 PM »
Get any hairy northern puntang?
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 03:56:11 PM »
Negative. You get any island penis?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 04:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 24, 2009, 03:56:11 PM
Negative. You get any island penis?
I played hide the Alabamian penis with some Boston whures.
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Re: Fuck this place
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 09:22:43 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 24, 2009, 07:43:30 AM
The nitwits at the Naval Academy don't know how to spell secretary under the picture of the secretary of the navy's picture.
Not surprising in the least. Fucking ring thumpers.
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 07:28:53 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 24, 2009, 09:22:43 PM
Not surprising in the least. Fucking ring thumpers.

Maybe in the age of texting, the world has passed me by in the in the correct shortening of the word secretary.

I have never seen it abbreviated "scretary" and even if it is acceptable why on Earth would you do that when referencing the head of the department of Navy?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fuck this place
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 04:29:30 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 24, 2009, 04:46:28 PM
I played hide the Alabamian penis with some Boston whures gurls.

Fixed that for you...
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Re: Fuck this place
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 07:45:57 AM »
Quote from: AWK on March 24, 2009, 04:46:28 PM
I played hide the Alabamian penis with some Boston whures business men.

Fixed again.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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