How about some fuck you awards?

[ssgaufan]

Let's liven this place up with some Fuck you's.  I'll go first.

Fuck you Jay Jacobs.  You sir can suck my slightly smaller than average cock.

Fuck you ESPN.  No explanation needed.

Fuck you Tony Franklin.  The beginning of the end for Tubbs.

Fuck you to any of you that think this is stupid.

Oh yeah, Fuck you nookie.  For beating my ass in fantasy baseball and football.

 

[Tarheel]

I would add a big Fuck You to the NCAA Men's Tournament Selection Committee (and it's Chairman Mike Slive, who is ALSO the Commissioner of the SEC I might add) for showing no respect to the Auburn Men's Basketball Team (I thought that they deserved it more than some of the other teams that got picked, but that's my opinion).

[Ogre]

Oh yeah, Fuck you nookie.  For beating my ass in fantasy baseball and football.

 

Come on, I beat your ass in Fantasy Baseball and Football too.  Don't I at least get a 'go fuck yourself'?

A hearty FUCK YOU to the IRS.

Oh yeah, and Fuck You, Alabama.

[Thrilla]

Come on, I beat your ass in Fantasy Baseball and Football too.  Don't I at least get a 'go fuck yourself'?

A hearty FUCK YOU to the IRS.

Oh yeah, and Fuck You, Alabama.

I'm pretty sure most everyone beat his ass in Fantasy Baseball and Football, so he's being real stingy with the "go fuck yourselves".

Fuck you, chode bandit.  I'm tired of living with you for well over 10 years now.

Fuck you, mr. car repairman.  I wish I would've learned more about cars.

Fuck you, Nick Saban, and everything you stand for.  And then fuck you again.

Fuck you, job.  But not so much that I lose you.

[Greaseyweasel]

Fuck you gene Fuckhead mother fuckin' asswipe fucker of small boy chizik.
and fuck anyone who thinks you were a good hire...no fuck them 8 times or until they get smart enough to see what a fucking fuck he is.

Whew I feel a little better now.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Fuck you Obama and all your socialist policies

[Pell City Tiger]

Fuck you Obama and all your socialist policies

Preach it, brother! I'll add on to this by saying FUCK YOU to Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, John Murtha, John Kerry, and - just for shits and giggles - Paul Finebaum.

[Snaggletiger]

I want to FUCK YOU from behind Jennifer Aniston.

[ssgaufan]

Ok, don't want anybody to feel left out here, so FUCK ALL OF YOU that beat me in the fantasy sports.

Better?

[AUTiger1]

Not meaning to steal from a couple of you, but I couldn't help myself, the anger got the better of me.

Fuck you to all in congress that voted yes on the SCHIP Bill and caused the price of my cigars to go up!  Fuck you IRS and for anyone that wants to raise my taxes so that you get more of my money!  Fuck you to all the worthless, sweaty nut licker's that wanted Obama and his socialist pricks in power...you got it, now I am having to deal with it.  Fuck you "The Obama" and congress for voting and passing to spend damn near 2 Trillion dollars that we don't have in one month.  Last but not least, Fuck You to all Auburn haters and anything bammer!  Fuck your university, fan base, city, and everything about you.

I could keep going but I will stop here. 

[ssgaufan]

Not meaning to steal from a couple of you, but I couldn't help myself, the anger got the better of me.

Fuck you to all in congress that voted yes on the SCHIP Bill and caused the price of my cigars to go up!  Fuck you IRS and for anyone that wants to raise my taxes so that you get more of my money!  Fuck you to all the worthless, sweaty nut licker's that wanted Obama and his socialist pricks in power...you got it, now I am having to deal with it.  Fuck you "The Obama" and congress for voting and passing to spend damn near 2 Trillion dollars that we don't have in one month.  Last but not least, Fuck You to all Auburn haters and anything bammer!  Fuck your university, fan base, city, and everything about you.

I could keep going but I will stop here. 

 

Now, don't you all feel a little bit better after getting that off your chests?

[wesfau2]

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You're cool.

Fuck you!

I'm out of here.

[Snaggletiger]

[Thrilla]

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You're cool.

Fuck you!

I'm out of here.

I sucked dick for crack.

[Saniflush]

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You're cool.

Fuck you!

I'm out of here.

You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!