10 sexiest women over 40

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2009, 12:30:02 PM »

There are not many women, over 40 or not, that I would choose over Jennifer Anniston. That girl is SMOKIN! She is my all-time crush I think. I have had some that have over taken her at one point or another, but over the long haul, she's still got it going on! The only other woman I would compare to her is Heidi Klum. She has been fine for a long long time too...

GarMan · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 14, 2009, 12:30:02 PM

There are not many women, over 40 or not, that I would choose over Jennifer Anniston. That girl is SMOKIN! She is my all-time crush I think. I have had some that have over taken her at one point or another, but over the long haul, she's still got it going on!

"You people" are sick! I'll never understand the deranged fascination that some of you have for that empty skirt.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:54:12 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM

"You people" are sick! I'll never understand the deranged fascination that some of you have for that empty skirt.

Seems to have a hard time keeping a man, just saying but she may be one crazy bitch!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:57:26 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM

"You people" are sick! I'll never understand the deranged fascination that some of you have for that empty skirt.

Dude, I just want to get her naked and have one fantasy night with her. We're not going to be discussing world hunger or advanced trigonometry. I honestly just want to taste he cooter.

GarMan · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2009, 08:41:36 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 15, 2009, 07:57:26 PM

Dude, I just want to get her naked and have one fantasy night with her. We're not going to be discussing world hunger or advanced trigonometry. I honestly just want to taste he cooter.

Everything about her suggests that she doesn't even like sex. She would just lay there waiting for you to finish. It would probably be the longest 23 seconds of her life... And, she'd likely make you clean up before AND after.

Aside from all that, her "cooter" probably smells and tastes like a bait shack in a third-world country.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2009, 09:14:31 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on March 15, 2009, 08:41:36 PM

Everything about her suggests that she doesn't even like sex. She would just lay there waiting for you to finish. It would probably be the longest 23 seconds of her life... And, she'd likely make you clean up before AND after.

Aside from all that, her "cooter" probably smells and tastes like a bait shack in a third-world country.

You take that back. Jenniphers tightly shaved love muffin emits a heavenly glow when her panties go down and angels sing when I do the same. I must now question your judgment on all matters.

GarMan · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2009, 10:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 15, 2009, 09:14:31 PM

You take that back. Jenniphers tightly shaved love muffin emits a heavenly glow when her panties go down and angels sing when I do the same. I must now question your judgment on all matters.

Tightly shaven... MY ASS!!! She's likely to be sporting a rainforest down there. That "singing" you hear is probably a pack of pigmy monkees running for cover. Your fantasy of her is quite comical.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:55:19 PM »

What about the lady in the Glade commercials... What's the story on this one? She's gotta be around 40...and she's HAUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #28 on:** March 16, 2009, 12:37:11 AM »

Over 40 is still too easy. How bout hottest bitches over 70.
Or Hottest over say 250 pounds. Lets make it not a gimme to list'em.

Saniflush · « **Reply #29 on:** March 16, 2009, 08:05:34 AM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on March 16, 2009, 12:37:11 AM

Over 40 is still too easy. How bout hottest bitches over 70.
Or Hottest over say 250 pounds. Lets make it not a gimme to list'em.

See now you're talking some marine shit here.

Everyone kicks in $20 and it's a split pot.

Half to whoever can have sex with the ugliest woman and half to whoever can have sex with the oldest woman. Oh and they have to be brought back to the bar for judging.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 16, 2009, 09:17:25 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 16, 2009, 08:05:34 AM

See now you're talking some marine shit here.

Everyone kicks in $20 and it's a split pot.

Half to whoever can have sex with the ugliest woman and half to whoever can have sex with the oldest woman. Oh and they have to be brought back to the bar for judging.

I've seen pics of Greasy's bike weekend escapades, he's at a major advantage for pulling some serious porky ass... I'm out. I'll be ready to see the aftermath pics of the poor bastard that goes through with this though...

Saniflush · « **Reply #31 on:** March 16, 2009, 09:29:15 AM »

What's bad is when you have one guy who takes the whole pot.

CCTAU · « **Reply #32 on:** March 16, 2009, 10:09:17 AM »

OK, here is a better list of women over forty. And when you get to Hellen Mirren, I think even I have a new respect for 63 looking that good in a bikini.

http://www.gunaxin.com/forty-over-forty-top-sexy-hot-beautiful-older-actresses-women/3920

wesfau2 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 16, 2009, 11:36:22 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 15, 2009, 07:57:26 PM

he cooter.

Is that like a mangina? A he-pussy?

Paging Dr. Freud.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #34 on:** March 16, 2009, 12:48:50 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 16, 2009, 11:36:22 AM

Is that like a mangina? A he-pussy?

Paging Dr. Freud.

Anything's possible if I've been drinking enough.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2009, 01:46:41 PM »

"A he-pussy?"

I laughed out loud.

Godfather · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2009, 01:56:29 PM »

Screw you all!!

Signed,
Christie Brinkley, 55

wesfau2 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 16, 2009, 02:21:42 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on March 16, 2009, 01:46:41 PM

"A he-pussy?"

I laughed out loud.

Never saw "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo"? Rent it.

That's a huge bitch!

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #38 on:** March 16, 2009, 03:12:46 PM »

I'm surprised Bo Derek is not on the list.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:51:10 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 16, 2009, 09:29:15 AM

What's bad is when you have one guy who takes the whole pot.

As Chopper said.... I know where to go fishing to win this.