Yeah, like you said in another post, greasey, if they put the scarlet letter on the Snuggies....they'd sell like fuckin' hot cakes. 90% of the people in Walmart would be sporting one, over their wive beaters or A-Day Champs shirts.
I'm trying to patent the houndstooth checked straw hat. Those bastiches will all have to have one since it molds their two greatest action heros into one piece of rediculous headwear.
If they don't already make those....You had better get crackin'. Or, maybe just have the regular straw hat, but with a houndstooth band and the scarlet letter around the top (instead of the crimson band). If you had something like that, you would be sold completely out.
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