A couple things.
1) What the fuck was with the foul calling in that game? That was the most pathetic basketball officiating I've seen in my life! Auburn would get raped every time they took a shot and no foul. Bammer would charge, get Auburn within an couple inches, go over Auburn's back, run into eachother with no Auburn player in sight and it somehow was a foul on Auburn. That shit was beyond ridiculous.
2) Granted, it should have never been that close. We just threw what the fuck ever up instead of chipping away at the deficit. Auburn looked like shit until the last quarter of that game.
3) I fucking HATE bammers with every drop of my blood. There were two 56 year old (they told me) mulleted mustachioed bammers there that were mouthing the fuck off when they were in the lead. After the loss they threw up every cliche' bammer statement imaginable. Just when I thought the stereotypes had subsided and maybe it was all in my mind, here come these assholes to prove me wrong. Literally this is what they yelled at us. "Saban. 36-0. We got them rangs, 12 of em, how bout y'all?"
We couldn't resist but go up and dispute every false logic bammerism they threw at us. To be honest, they were coming too fast to even combat them. They threw out Steely Dan's "tribute" to them due to their greatness, to which I quoted Steeley Dan's actual take on the creation of the song by googling it on my phone. They responded "Hell yeah. Steely Dan's a damn good band." In other words, they still didn't get it. Boldly claimed Auburn would never win another game as long as Saban's the coach...claimed Auburn has never been significant as if the last 7 years...hell 25+ years...never happened. Didn't realize we were making fun of them when we asked what their alias was when they called into Finebaum, to which they exclaimed "Hail yeah, I call in at least once a week".
Fuck bammers with every molecule in my soul.
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