Paging TitsMcGee

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Excuse me, asshole.  I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board.  Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman.  Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything.  Either way, fuck you - not really...

You had me at leather and womans touch.

[Tiger Wench]

Kneel before the goddess, y'all.

[Snaggletiger]

She had me at titanium balls. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Wait...hear that?  Crickets chirping.  A gay thread hijack and no wailing or gnashing of teeth. 

[D-Day]

Wait...hear that?  Crickets chirping.  A gay thread hijack and no wailing or gnashing of teeth. 

Kinda refreshing knowing that those "men" from the other site with sand in their clit don't have a horse in the race over here... no?

[Tiger Wench]

Kinda refreshing knowing that those "men" from the other site with sand in their clit don't have a horse in the race over here... no?

Honey, if you think one can get sand in one's clit, then I really feel bad for your GF.  The clitoris itself is a small self-contained object with no openings.  You can have sand around it, on it, or even next to it, but you can't have anything "in" it.  You would think that a man whose career choice involved trying to hit large objects with bombs from long range would be able to score a direct hit on a small target in a confined space.

And no, I will not draw anyone any pictures. 

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Thats funny, I always thought a woman's clit was located in a Man's wallet...or her throat. 

[Snaggletiger]

Honey, if you think one can get sand in one's clit, then I really feel bad for your GF.  The clitoris itself is a small self-contained object with no openings.  You can have sand around it, on it, or even next to it, but you can't have anything "in" it.  You would think that a man whose career choice involved trying to hit large objects with bombs from long range would be able to score a direct hit on a small target in a confined space.

And no, I will not draw anyone any pictures. 

Damn, Cap'n.  You may have thought you heard incoming mortar fire, but that was actually just a distant Zzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiinggg from across the pond. 

Clitoris 101 class is now dismissed.

[D-Day]

Honey, if you think one can get sand in one's clit, then I really feel bad for your GF.  The clitoris itself is a small self-contained object with no openings.  You can have sand around it, on it, or even next to it, but you can't have anything "in" it.  You would think that a man whose career choice involved trying to hit large objects with bombs from long range would be able to score a direct hit on a small target in a confined space.

And no, I will not draw anyone any pictures. 

It's called an "expression." I'm sure you've heard of it. Now, back to the kitchen.

[Tiger Wench]

It's called an "expression." I'm sure you've heard of it. Now, back to the kitchen.

It's not an expression - you made a mistake. Quit trying to cover up your appalling lack of knowledge about the female anatomy with a feeble attempt at reasserting your manhood.  I'll get back to the kitchen, but only to get a paring knife - a meat cleaver would be overkill for a package the size of yours.

[Snaggletiger]

 

I already committed my faux pas.  I'll just sit back and watch the festivities from afar.  Better get some Enzyte there Cap'n Bob.

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I'm just glad she is ignoring me.

[D-Day]

It's not an expression - you made a mistake. Quit trying to cover up your appalling lack of knowledge about the female anatomy with a feeble attempt at reasserting your manhood.  I'll get back to the kitchen, but only to get a paring knife - a meat cleaver would be overkill for a package the size of yours.

You've been talking to tigger again, haven't you? What a fucking bitch.

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haha 

[Tiger Wench]

I'm just glad she is ignoring me.

I'm not ignoring you - I just discounted anything you might say on the subject as a waste of my time.  Anything you might know about a woman's clit would be just hearsay anyway.

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