Paging TitsMcGee

wesfau · « **on:** December 19, 2007, 04:31:41 PM »

A quick browse through the member list reveals a poster with a most titillating name.

To maintain the integrity of this forum and ensure that your account is not fraudulent, I'm going to need you to send me photographic evidence confirming the veracity of your screen name.

I like lace...so something lacy and revealing will work.

NobleRabbit · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:42:01 PM »

"Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee."

wesfau · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:42:59 PM »

Quote from: NobleRabbit on December 19, 2007, 04:42:01 PM

"Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee."

Can't sneak anything past you, can we?

Ogre · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:48:05 PM »

Quote from: NobleRabbit on December 19, 2007, 04:42:01 PM

"Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee."

I'm kind of a big deal.

AWK · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:56:07 PM »

Leave my friend alone, she will speak when I let her out of my room.

wesfau · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:57:05 PM »

Quote from: AWK on December 19, 2007, 04:56:07 PM

Leave my friend alone, she will speak when I let her out of my room.

Having acknowledged that you are her keeper, you have also let us know that you have the power to provide said confirmation. So...do it. Sharpish.

AWK · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:57:43 PM »

She ought to get a kick out of this shit.

Ogre · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:58:19 PM »

Quote from: AWK on December 19, 2007, 04:56:07 PM

Leave my friend alone, she will speak when I let her out of my room.

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

AUChizad · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:00:42 PM »

Quote from: AWK on December 19, 2007, 04:57:43 PM

She ought to get a kick out of this shit.

It be funny if you had no idea who this was and just thought you did, but really I invited your mom.

AWK · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:09:40 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 19, 2007, 05:00:42 PM

It be funny if you had no idea who this was and just thought you did, but really I invited your mom.

My mom Doesn't bother herself with message boards. Your mom and mine have that webcam business on lock, stop playing dumb. And no, I don't no who she is, but I could take a pretty accurate guess.

TitsMcGee · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:26:27 PM »

"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.

Ogre · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:47:08 PM »

Quote from: TitsMcGee on December 19, 2007, 06:26:27 PM

"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.

Welcome! By all means, keep busting AWK's balls. This shit is pure gold.

wesfau · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:51:43 PM »

Quote from: TitsMcGee on December 19, 2007, 06:26:27 PM

"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.

Easy, Hot Stuff. I didn't see anyone claim to bestow that name upon you. Now make with the photos.

AWK · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:12:15 PM »

Quote from: TitsMcGee on December 19, 2007, 06:26:27 PM

"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.

I can post a picture if you like.

But I wouldn't do that because I love ya.

TitsMcGee · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:03:15 PM »

Wouldnt do that because you love me or wouldnt do that because you not only dont have any pictures of me...but you also dont really know who this is?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2007, 11:10:45 PM »

Well, this board is finally getting interesting. It's about time we had a woman's touch around here...instead of these testosterone filled fucktards.

Now, you just ignore those immature little dweebs and send me those photos. As co-moderator, administrator or some such shit as that, I feel I'm best to judge your qualifications and confirm your acceptance to this board.

All shit aside, welcome Tits

AWK · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:43:03 AM »

I know you want to brush teeth for a living...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:30:25 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 19, 2007, 11:10:45 PM

Well, this board is finally getting interesting. It's about time we had a woman's touch around here...instead of these testosterone filled fucktards.

Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:31:35 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 20, 2007, 01:30:25 PM

Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...

Might I say you are quite stunning...

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:31:43 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 20, 2007, 01:30:25 PM

Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...

Snap!