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Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« on: February 09, 2009, 10:49:55 AM »
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Blow-up Doll Party

Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot.



I wonder how he eats his Reese's?





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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 10:54:54 AM »
Whew....for a minute there I thought they were on to me.
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 10:58:07 AM »

:stewie: Why does the doll have a bra and panties on? fucking dick tease!
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 10:58:58 AM »
I wonder how he eats his Reese's?
What a shame, those Reese's are gonna melt.
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 11:00:27 AM »
C'mon guys, I bet he just uses it to drive in the HOV lane.
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 02:43:27 PM »
See?  All women, even the plastic kind, will do damn near anything for chocolate... 
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 07:34:33 PM »
bunch of whores.

the girl in front looks familiar...yeah at my friend's bachelor party. 

skanks. 
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 07:37:32 PM by chinook »
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 11:51:26 AM »
Two packages of Reece cups, a pack of Pall Mall menthols, two blow up dolls, and a bungee cord. Reminds me of a dream I had last week. The only thing missing is a weed whacker and a tub of Cool Whip.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 02:46:00 PM »
Two packages of Reece cups, a pack of Pall Mall menthols, two blow up dolls, and a bungee cord. Reminds me of a dream I had last week. The only thing missing is a weed whacker and a tub of Cool Whip.
I had that dream was there a black midget dressed up like little bo peep in yours?
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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 02:59:29 PM »
I had that dream was there a black midget dressed up like little bo peep in yours?
Holy shit - yes! Was your midget holding a Lamb Chop hand puppet?
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Next time he'll get tinted windows...
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 03:56:48 PM »
Holy shit - yes! Was your midget holding a Lamb Chop hand puppet?

Good Lord, it is the off season.  Hurry spring football..hurry!!!!
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