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Thrilla · « **Reply #40 on:** February 03, 2009, 02:58:58 PM »

Quote from: AWK on February 03, 2009, 02:49:09 PM

What are you talking about? Every time you login to TigersX it is like rainbows shooting out of a leprechaun's ass.

When I logged in this morning two unicorns immediately appeared in my office with puppies riding on their backs. Each puppy had a newborn, smiling infant on its back. They gave me some ice cream, we sang "Kumbaya", and then we played a game of "ring around the rosey". They then flew away I got on with my day. You should see what happens when I log in during the weekend!

AWK · « **Reply #41 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:58:58 PM

When I logged in this morning two unicorns immediately appeared in my office with puppies riding on their backs. Each puppy had a newborn, smiling infant on its back. They gave me some ice cream, we sang "Kumbaya", and then we played a game of "ring around the rosey". They then flew away I got on with my day. You should see what happens when I log in during the weekend!

I claim no responsibility for what happens when you login during the weekend. Last weekend I logged in on Saturday and woke up Sunday morning with two crying strippers, a pony elephant, and a sore on my lip.

femme4auburn · « **Reply #42 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on February 03, 2009, 02:58:58 PM

When I logged in this morning two unicorns immediately appeared in my office with puppies riding on their backs. Each puppy had a newborn, smiling infant on its back. They gave me some ice cream, we sang "Kumbaya", and then we played a game of "ring around the rosey". They then flew away I got on with my day. You should see what happens when I log in during the weekend!

Well dang...all I got was a flower lei and a bottle of wine.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #43 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:08:12 PM »

Quote from: AWK on February 03, 2009, 03:05:14 PM

I claim no responsibility for what happens when you login during the weekend. Last weekend I logged in on Saturday and woke up Sunday morning with two crying strippers, a pony elephant, and a sore on my lip.

Be careful, it could be the herpes.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #44 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:26:28 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 03:08:12 PM

Be careful, it could be the herpes.

Herp....the gift that keeps on giving

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #45 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:39:41 PM »

Oh thank God. Welcome sisters!! These are the most loveable bunch of perverts you will ever come to know, love and wish you could kick in the nuts all at the same time. Bottom line, they are a bunch of fucking Neanderthals, so just accept that up front and all will be well. (Except for AWK,who is just precious and loves graham crackers and long walks on the beach. He is SUCH a sweetie.)

One hint - no flashing them when you are drunk at a TigerX tailgate party unless you like having pictures of your boobs on teh interwebs. One of these bastards is a disrespecful camera phone using dickhead.

Oh, and Randall (Pale Rider) just loves the use of emoticons - the more the better. That is the best way to get in his good graces. He feels that you can't ever have to many to make sure your point is taken as intended. :thumbsup:

I am so glad you guys are here!!

Saniflush · « **Reply #46 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:43:57 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 03:39:41 PM

One hint - no flashing them when you are drunk at a TigerX tailgate party unless you like having pictures of your boobs on teh interwebs. One of these bastards is a disrespecful camera phone using dickhead.

Would you like a picture of the brain?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #47 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:47:06 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 03:43:57 PM

Would you like a picture of the brain?

I didn't know you owned a pinhole camera...

Nah - the zoom function on my computer doesn't go that small.

femme4auburn · « **Reply #48 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 03:39:41 PM

Oh thank God. Welcome sisters!! These are the most loveable bunch of perverts you will ever come to know, love and wish you could kick in the nuts all at the same time. Bottom line, they are a bunch of fucking Neanderthals, so just accept that up front and all will be well. (Except for AWK,who is just precious and loves graham crackers and long walks on the beach. He is SUCH a sweetie.)

One hint - no flashing them when you are drunk at a TigerX tailgate party unless you like having pictures of your boobs on teh interwebs. One of these bastards is a disrespecful camera phone using dickhead.

Oh, and Randall (Pale Rider) just loves the use of emoticons - the more the better. That is the best way to get in his good graces. He feels that you can't ever have to many to make sure your point is taken as intended. :thumbsup:

I am so glad you guys are here!!

I'm not much into kicking...I usually just duct tape them up and throw them in a closet until they beg for mercy.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #49 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:52:03 PM »

Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 03:50:39 PM

I'm not much into kicking...I usually just duct tape them up and throw them in a closet until they beg for mercy.

I'm just thankful you finally let me out.

femme4auburn · « **Reply #50 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:53:54 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 03:52:03 PM

I'm just thankful you finally let me out.

Nail polish remover will take that adhesive right off.

Saniflush · « **Reply #51 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:55:28 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 03:47:06 PM

I didn't know you owned a pinhole camera...

Nah - the zoom function on my computer doesn't go that small.

Told you that was nothing to be proud of Brad.

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I'm not much into kicking...I usually just duct tape them up and throw them in a closet until they beg for mercy.

She's gonna be fine.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #52 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:04:19 PM »

Quote from: femme4auburn on February 03, 2009, 03:50:39 PM

I'm not much into kicking...I usually just duct tape them up and throw them in a closet until they beg for mercy.

We are gonna get along JUST FINE...

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #53 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 04:04:19 PM

We are gonna get along JUST FINE...

Does Duct Tape stick to a corndog?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #54 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:09:05 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 04:08:04 PM

Does Duct Tape stick to a corndog?

That's why they have a stick.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #55 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:09:54 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 04:09:05 PM

That's why they have a stick.

They sure do have little sticks

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #56 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:27:55 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 04:09:54 PM

They sure do have little sticks

I get the Texas sized, baby.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #57 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 04:27:55 PM

I get the Texas sized, baby.

I didn't know you were getting some on the side. Does the corndog know about this?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #58 on:** February 03, 2009, 05:18:04 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 04:41:53 PM

I didn't know you were getting some on the side. Does the corndog know about this?

He isn't jealous of anything that requires batteries.

AWK · « **Reply #59 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:13:50 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 03:39:41 PM

Oh thank God. Welcome sisters!! These are the most loveable bunch of perverts you will ever come to know, love and wish you could kick in the nuts all at the same time. Bottom line, they are a bunch of fucking Neanderthals, so just accept that up front and all will be well. (Except for AWK,who is just precious and loves graham crackers and long walks on the beach. He is SUCH a sweetie.)

One hint - no flashing them when you are drunk at a TigerX tailgate party unless you like having pictures of your boobs on teh interwebs. One of these bastards is a disrespecful camera phone using dickhead.

Oh, and Randall (Pale Rider) just loves the use of emoticons - the more the better. That is the best way to get in his good graces. He feels that you can't ever have to many to make sure your point is taken as intended. :thumbsup:

I am so glad you guys are here!!

She loves me because I'm beautiful.