Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Stupid bitches

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44623
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2009, 05:19:22 PM »
Me and Marlin used to hang.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2009, 12:24:12 AM »
Jim wrestling the anaconda was my personal fav - damn, old Marlin used to totally hang Jim out to dry!!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Kaos

  • *
  • 29579
  • It's GO time
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2009, 09:50:49 AM »
Jim wrestling the anaconda was my personal fav - damn, old Marlin used to totally hang Jim out to dry!!

The anaconda wrestling was also my favorite.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

AUTiger1

  • ****
  • 9872
  • Eat a Peach
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2009, 11:25:56 AM »
Wait a second here fellow xer's, how old is that show anyways?  I am not that old and I can remember it.  And yes poor Jim, that poor bastard always had to take on the dangerous animals while Perkins (?) sat his ass on the sidelines.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2009, 01:52:43 PM »
The anaconda wrestling was also my favorite.

Soooo.  You love writhing anacondas.  Got it.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Kaos

  • *
  • 29579
  • It's GO time
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2009, 05:07:12 PM »
Soooo.  You love writhing anacondas.  Got it.

I liked the way Jim did it. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2009, 06:18:45 PM »
I liked the way Jim did it. 

voyeur. got it.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tarheel

  • Pledge
  • ***
  • 4166
  • "I'm not really wise, but I can be cranky."
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2009, 02:02:43 PM »
Soooo.  You love writhing anacondas.  Got it.

Damn, Sani!  Talk about a thread hi-jacking...I see what's on your mind...runnin' in teh gutters and all.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2009, 02:05:04 PM »
Damn, Sani!  Talk about a thread hi-jacking...I see what's on your mind...runnin' in teh gutters and all.

I just like to clarify.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tarheel

  • Pledge
  • ***
  • 4166
  • "I'm not really wise, but I can be cranky."
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2009, 02:08:18 PM »
Wait a second here fellow xer's, how old is that show anyways?  I am not that old and I can remember it.  And yes poor Jim, that poor bastard always had to take on the dangerous animals while Perkins (?) sat his ass on the sidelines.

You're obviously post-forty, AUTiger1 if you know the original show.  Although there's still a show by that name on "Animal Planet", I don't think anyone under forty will remember the old show with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler that we used to watch on Sunday evenings.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2009, 02:10:40 PM »
You're obviously post-forty, AUTiger1 if you know the original show.  Although there's still a show by that name on "Animal Planet", I don't think anyone under forty will remember the old show with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler that we used to watch on Sunday evenings.

I remember it and I'm not forty.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Kaos

  • *
  • 29579
  • It's GO time
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2009, 02:11:52 PM »
You're obviously post-forty, AUTiger1 if you know the original show.  Although there's still a show by that name on "Animal Planet", I don't think anyone under forty will remember the old show with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler that we used to watch on Sunday evenings.

Sundays were AWESOME.  Wild Kingdom followed by Wonderful World of Disney.  If you were lucky it would be one of the Charlie the Cougar movies. 

Then my grandaddy started getting pissy and wanted to watch All in the Family.  I hated those damn one TV days. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Tarheel

  • Pledge
  • ***
  • 4166
  • "I'm not really wise, but I can be cranky."
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2009, 02:16:34 PM »
I remember it and I'm not forty.

You're pushing it though. 

So much for my theory...
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2009, 02:18:11 PM »
Sundays were AWESOME.  Wild Kingdom followed by Wonderful World of Disney.  If you were lucky it would be one of the Charlie the Cougar movies. 

Then my grandaddy started getting pissy and wanted to watch All in the Family.  I hated those damn one TV days. 

Could have been worse.  Imagine Saturday and having to watch Laurence Welk at your grandmothers house.

Sadly in retrospect I would love to watch it now if i could with her.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tarheel

  • Pledge
  • ***
  • 4166
  • "I'm not really wise, but I can be cranky."
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2009, 02:19:17 PM »
Sundays were AWESOME.  Wild Kingdom followed by Wonderful World of Disney.  If you were lucky it would be one of the Charlie the Cougar movies. 

Then my grandaddy started getting pissy and wanted to watch All in the Family.  I hated those damn one TV days. 

That sounds like the way it was at my grandparent's house on Sunday evenings after supper.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13918
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2009, 02:19:21 PM »
I remember it and I'm not forty.

Close e-fucking-nough.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Tarheel

  • Pledge
  • ***
  • 4166
  • "I'm not really wise, but I can be cranky."
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2009, 02:19:59 PM »
Could have been worse.  Imagine Saturday and having to watch Laurence Welk at your grandmothers house.

Sadly in retrospect I would love to watch it now if i could with her.

Been there, done that, and feel the same way now.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Kaos

  • *
  • 29579
  • It's GO time
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2009, 02:23:12 PM »
Been there, done that, and feel the same way now.

Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 

Big glass of Welchs Grape Juice -- fresh from concentrate -- and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Good days. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2009, 02:32:41 PM »
Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine.  Good days. 
Yes - I always wanted to be one of those kids that clogged, with the fancy dresses with all the ruffles.

Saturday night routine never varied. 

Remember that guy who ballroom danced on the LWS that was a former Mouseketeer?  He had huge teeth when he plastered that fake smile all over his face as he danced.  Donny?  Danny?  Something like that.

Oh -and I remember all of those shows and I am not 40 either.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AUTiger1

  • ****
  • 9872
  • Eat a Peach
Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2009, 02:46:48 PM »
You're pushing it though. 

So much for my theory...

I am not that close to forty, but I do remember it, it went off the air about the time I was in the 4th grade or so.  I can't remember shit that happened last week, but I can remember back to when I was kid, go figure.  I thought for sure that the booze would have killed my brain by now.

friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan