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Decisions, decisions
« on: January 29, 2009, 06:40:59 PM »
The setting:

I'm here in Denver, sitting in my hotel room finishing up some work and enjoying a Fat Tire or 6.  I look out my window, and to the left about a half of a block there is Shotgun Willie's - your typical dive-type titty flop.  The chicks are hot as hell.  I've become somewhat of a regular there.

I look to my right, and a half of a block away there is The Penthouse - obviously one of the magazine's titty flops.  For some reason I've never ventured over there.  From my previous experiences with Penthouse flops, they are usually pretentious and try to maintain an atmosphere that I like to call faux-class.  I'm probably going to head out to one or the other (because they are both within walking distance and I don't want to drink and drive - .04 is a DUI in Denver).

What would you do in my shoes?  Keep in mind that cover at Shotgun Willie's is $10, and beers are usually $8.  I've read that the cover at The Penthouse is $3 before 7:00 pm, and $7 afterwards.  No clue what beer prices are there, but I imagine they are comparable to SGW's. 

Any advice is appreciated.
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 06:48:07 PM »
I'm guessing that teh women at SGW are much more appreciative of their customers than the pretentious bishes at The Penthouse. 

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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 06:50:01 PM »
Who has the cheapest "back room" dances?
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 06:50:33 PM »
Who has the cheapest "back room" dances?

SGW's is your standard $20/song.  I assume it's the same at the other place.
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 06:51:22 PM »
SGW's is your standard $20/song.  I assume it's the same at the other place.

I'm sorry, I meant "Back Room" benefits
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 06:52:03 PM »
I'm sorry, I meant "Back Room" benefits

It depends on the dancer.  Some are more whorish than others, if you can believe that.
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 06:53:39 PM »
It depends on the dancer.  Some are more whorish than others, if you can believe that.

I say go with the whore you know
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 06:55:00 PM »
It depends on the dancer.  Some are more whorish than others, if you can believe that.

Like I said:

SGWs.
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-Ronald Reagan

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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 07:05:41 PM »
shotgun willies. 

i need continuation to the previously written story...

 
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 07:14:43 PM »
I say go with the whore you know

So, are you saying that a little strange is a bad thing?
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2009, 07:26:45 PM »
So, are you saying that a little strange is a bad thing?

Not a bad thing, just more work
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 07:31:23 PM »
I agree that SGW should be your destination.

In my experience, clubs supporting a "brand" (ie- Hustler Club) are all talk. They live on the name alone.

At SGW you'll see your dollar appreciated.
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 07:32:33 PM »
Not a bad thing, just more work

Who the hell wants to work?  SGW's it is   :thumbsup:
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 07:39:19 PM »
SGW's it is.  I'll try to remember to give an update later this evening.

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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2009, 07:43:14 PM »
SGW's it is.  I'll try to remember to give an update later this evening.



We want pictures
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2009, 07:45:53 PM »
We want pictures

I shall do my best.

One thing I noticed from my last visit - their receipts say "Bavaria Inn" at the top.  I know this is standard with most titty bars, but I am always amused at what they come up with.  For example, The Cheetah in Atlanta shows up as the "Alluvia Restaurant."  This helps when filling out the expense report.
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2009, 10:39:45 PM »
I shall do my best.

One thing I noticed from my last visit - their receipts say "Bavaria Inn" at the top.  I know this is standard with most titty bars, but I am always amused at what they come up with.  For example, The Cheetah in Atlanta shows up as the "Alluvia Restaurant."  This helps when filling out the expense report.


"Well...We're waiting."
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2009, 10:45:01 PM »

"Well...We're waiting."

It's still way too early.  If he is back already I am extremely disappointed.
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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2009, 10:52:38 PM »
It's still way too early.  If he is back already I am extremely disappointed.

I expect a live play-by-play, dammit!
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Decisions, decisions
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2009, 11:23:01 PM »
I expect a live play-by-play, dammit!
...with pictures!
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