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Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« on: January 20, 2009, 01:22:37 PM »
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 01:23:30 PM »
What a great start

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/262133.html

Well you would actually have to believe what you are saying to have a chance of not screwing it up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 01:24:58 PM »
Maybe a teleprompter would have helped
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 01:48:38 PM »
Maybe a teleprompter would have helped

Yeah, he was definitely off-prompter.
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 03:47:51 PM »
In 8 years you'll hear the arguement that Berry was never properly "sworn in" in 2009, therefore his first term never was 'official' and he is entitled for a 3rd term in office.

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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 04:01:30 PM »
In 8 years you'll hear the arguement that Berry was never properly "sworn in" in 2009, therefore his first term never was 'official' and he is entitled for a 3rd term in office.

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Don't let the Daily Kos and Huffington Post Loony Left folk hear that...they'll be all over it like stink on shit!
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 05:02:41 PM »
Don't let the Daily Kos and Huffington Post Loony Left folk hear that...they'll be all over it like stink on shit!

Well, the fake birth certificate thing, the Kenyan grandmother claiming Berry was born down the road, and the Indoneasian citizenship all had no traction...just proving the RNC can't play the conspiracy card correctly.

The RNC should take some fucking notes cause I already see this shit all over the Okra Show everyday for 12 solid months in 2012.
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 11:32:55 PM »
The ONE's fellatio followers are saying it was the chief justice's flub.

Had the one not butted in, maybe there wouldn't have been a problem. So now I guess anything that goes wrong will be blamed on the white guy.
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 11:47:33 PM »
The ONE's fellatio followers are saying it was the chief justice's flub.

Had the one not butted in, maybe there wouldn't have been a problem. So now I guess anything that goes wrong will be blamed on the white guy.

What to do when you can't directly blame it on Bush...blame it on one of his men.  This will be the Loony Left's modus operandi for at least the next four years.
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 07:50:21 PM »
Fox is reporting that the One just re-took his Oath a second time to make sure that it was right and that he is without question the new president
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Re: Obama Flubs Oath Of Office
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 09:50:31 PM »
Fox is reporting that the One just re-took his Oath a second time to make sure that it was right and that he is without question the new president


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Damn!  I was just about to start another Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

Way to go Chief Justice Roberts!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson