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Welcome TigerWench
« on: December 17, 2007, 06:39:53 PM »
Welcome to the board, TigerWench.  Congrats on being the first female to TigersX!
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 06:46:05 PM »
Would this be Jenny, or Chad's alter ego?   :fag:
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 06:54:54 PM »
Welcome!  I love females.  And Auburn Football.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 06:58:56 PM »
Welcome!  I love females.  And Auburn Football.

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 10:17:24 PM »
Welcome!  I love females.  And Auburn Football.

Suck up.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 11:07:43 PM »
as the first female show your :tits:...Welcome Jen-Jen
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2007, 03:44:22 AM »
as the first female show your :tits:...Welcome Jen-Jen
I have beads! :wave: Welcome Jen
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2007, 08:47:39 AM »
Great to have you over here Jen.  Welcome to the love fest that is TigersX. :hug:
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2007, 10:31:22 AM »
All right, assholes, momma is in the house.   :whip:

I will not be showing anyone my old woman boobies right now, as they have been aged prematurely by nursing two babies in three years.  HOWEVER... by the time we get to the AU-LSwho game next year, I will be sporting a brand new set of first class 18 year old perkies - the transformation is scheduled for early spring.  Gonna be a bitch of a surgery, but I would walk on hot coals to get some hooters to be proud of again.

So there's your motivation to come to the game next year - bring enough tequila and who know what will happen.  Bring your drool bibs, boys... and sigh with regret when it dawns on you that the twins are owned by a corndog.   :lol:
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2007, 10:32:51 AM »
I've got $100 that says Taylor gets his ass kicked by Carl before kickoff. 
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2007, 10:37:15 AM »
I've got $100 that says Taylor gets his ass kicked by Carl before kickoff. 

I got another $100 that says I can get his ass kicked by Carl before kickoff.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2007, 11:00:56 AM »
Don't worry about the language - the only word that ever bothers me is the c**t word - everything else is just blah blah blah.  I am not asking for it to be off limits but if you wanted to refrain from using that, it would be nice.  But it won't send me screaming off into the night, all offended and stuff.  Y'all know me better than that.

I will say that this reminds me of that episode of South Park where everyone says shit just because they can.   :)

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2007, 11:02:32 AM »
I'm just happy I can say 'ass' again, without it looking like 'a**'.  ASS ASS ASS.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2007, 11:08:42 AM »
Welcome.

I like promises to show boobies.

You might find us a much more agreeable bunch here where we don't have someone constantly looking over our shoulder.

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2007, 11:38:02 AM »
I just saw how long this place has been up and running.  Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in.  Kiss my grits. :fu:
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2007, 11:41:52 AM »
Don't worry about the language - the only word that ever bothers me is the c**t word - everything else is just blah blah blah. 

I don't like it when people say "Can't" either.  It makes me mad. 

Put it there.  "I can't" 

Come on.  "I can't"

Show it to me. "I can't" 

Wear this wig and these heels. Do it.  "I can't"
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2007, 11:46:51 AM »
I just saw how long this place has been up and running.  Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in.  Kiss my grits. :fu:

But isn't it a breath of fresh air?? Now get back in the kitchen.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2007, 11:47:50 AM »
I just saw how long this place has been up and running.  Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in.  Kiss my grits. :fu:

We were just working out the kinks.  We wanted it to be a flawless transition for you.

Now make with the titties.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2007, 11:48:09 AM »
I just saw how long this place has been up and running.  Now I am pissed that you jerkoffs waited this long to let me in.  Kiss my grits. :fu:

it started out as somewhere I could trade porn.  If you have some you are offering up then I am sorry I didn't think of you.  If not then you didn't miss much.

Then when all the shit really started hitting the fan it became somewhere for Wes to plot from. 

Now that we are going to try to open it up get over it. :fu:
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2007, 11:50:04 AM »
it started out as somewhere I could trade HOMEMADE porn.  If you have some you are offering up then I am sorry I didn't think of you. 

Howard's into some deviant shit.  But if inter-species erotica floats your boat, he's your guy.  Just don't ask to meet his heiny troll.
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