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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2009, 01:20:39 PM »
Bama may have to take some of the money they currently give to recruits just to be able to hire assistants
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2009, 02:05:29 PM »
Bama may have to take some of the money they currently give to recruits just to be able to hire assistants
that would help us in recruiting.
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« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2009, 02:10:40 PM »
that would help us in recruiting.

Also, think about Rocker being a recruiter. He brings a recruit into the stadium, walks around and says, you can do great things here, and then points to his mug up on the scoreboard. CTR then sheds a little tear. The recruit signs a letter of intent on the field.
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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2009, 02:19:59 PM »
Also, think about Rocker being a recruiter. He brings a recruit into the stadium, walks around and says, you can do great things here, and then points to his mug up on the scoreboard. CTR then sheds a little tear. The recruit signs a letter of intent on the field.

I know it just moved.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2009, 02:24:25 PM »
Also, think about Rocker being a recruiter. He brings a recruit into the stadium, walks around and says, you can do great things here, and then points to his mug up on the scoreboard. CTR then sheds a little tear. The recruit signs a letter of intent on the field.
OR....they bring the Offensive Line recruits out onto the field, then someone yells, "CHOO CHOO Mutha Fucka!!!!!!!!", that's when they see a 345lb guy coming at them wearing #74, in Full Gear.  Whichever linemen still standing after "The Rock" gets through swimming, clubbing, and ripping....that's the one Auburn will go after.
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2009, 02:55:50 PM »
Ok we laughed at the bama nation when they gave Saint Nick 4 big ones but have we done anything less with our assistants?  

I am all for somebody getting what they can but c'mon it's fucking football.

Maybe this is to try to keep them here.  Not a lot of schools will pony up that kind of money to hire away position coaches.
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2009, 03:05:37 PM »
Also, think about Rocker being a recruiter. He brings a recruit into the stadium, walks around and says, you can do great things here, and then points to his mug up on the scoreboard. CTR then sheds a little tear. The recruit signs a letter of intent on the field.
Hell, the recruit carves a letter of intent into his chest with a Bowie knife...  :pb:
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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2009, 03:08:36 PM »
Hell, the recruit carves a letter of intent into his chest with a Bowie knife...  :pb:
We can get the Bowie fron Cutlery Korner :clap:
http://www.cutlerycorner.net/
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2009, 03:10:30 PM »
We can get the Bowie fron Cutlery Korner :clap:
http://www.cutlerycorner.net/
Too bad it comes with an in-home demo... :sword:
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« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2009, 03:12:52 PM »
We can get the Bowie fron Cutlery Korner :clap:
http://www.cutlerycorner.net/

Don't let them lie to you.  Bowie died at the hands of Santa Anna.  Now if we can get David Bowie then I gotta believe our pregame video is gonna be hittin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2009, 03:29:15 PM »
Get ready, in 3...2...1

Kaos Hates this hire

Fuck to your mother...

I'm glad to have him back at Auburn.  I don't know what kind of coach he is, except that he's a big one (physically) but he's the Bo Jackson of defense at Auburn.   And that's good enough. 

The Chizik hire, though?  Dead skunk bad. 
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2009, 03:31:05 PM »
Without the Chizik hire there would be no Rocker hire.

Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the tree falling in the woods with no one around to hear it...or something...
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2009, 03:35:54 PM »
Without the Chizik hire there would be no Rocker hire.

Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the tree falling in the woods with no one around to hear it...or something...

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and prove that. 
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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2009, 03:44:32 PM »
I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and prove that. 

Here we go again.

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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2009, 03:54:32 PM »
I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and prove that. 
Um, because Chizik hired Rocker...
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2009, 04:01:36 PM »
The Chizik hire, though?  Dead skunk bad. 

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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2009, 05:09:33 PM »
Um, because Chizik hired Rocker...

And this definitively proves that no other coach -- including, but limited to Tuberville -- would have hired him?

Your argument is illogical, Captain. Live long and prosper.
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« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2009, 05:12:50 PM »
And this definitively proves that no other coach -- including, but limited to Tuberville -- would have hired him?

Your argument is illogical, Captain. Live long and prosper.

Was there talk about Tubs getting rid of Don Dunn that I missed somewhere? 
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2009, 05:17:24 PM »
Seems Tubs had his chance to hire Rocker and it was never even a thought in his genious little mind.  I would be willing to bet that had Tubs been reinstated that Dunn would have been his choice over Rocker.
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Re: Tracy Rocker....
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2009, 05:24:50 PM »
 :popcorn:
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