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BS championship game
« on: January 08, 2009, 09:02:58 PM »
Florida's defense is not attacking.

The game is dull so far.

The stupid Ram commercial is annoying. All the guys in it are wearing shirts with a "manly" occupation: "cowboys", "military", "firemen". Fuck's sake, I get the message: manly men drive Ram trucks.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 09:19:40 PM »
I'm just waiting to see Ron Cherry call a "giving him the business" penalty.

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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 09:20:41 PM »
What do guys that drive Jaguars have on their shirts??

Good lord, I drive a Camry... "Captain Conservative" T-shirt...  
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 09:23:41 PM »
What do guys that drive Jaguars have on their shirt?  


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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 09:29:24 PM »
Great stop by the Gator D. I was fully prepared to castigate Charlie for spending his prep time bitching about not getting a head coaching gig instead of getting his guys ready to play.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 09:34:44 PM »
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 09:35:01 PM »
Florida looks like shit so far, yet they're still tied with OU.  

And as I type this, Harvin runs for a 45 yard gain.  
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 09:51:57 PM »
This is what happens when you have to wait a month and a half after the season to play a game.  Both teams look awfully sloppy.  Utah could take either one of these teams.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 10:07:16 PM »
Okay, it's half time.  Now, let me be the first to say that this has to be the shitiest braodcast of a championship game I have ever seen.  The play by play camera looks like it's atop the stadium.  They fucking refuse to show replays on half the things that go on.  Whoever this color analyst is, I don't know...but he's cheering GO GO GO GO when OU is 3rd and goal (When they all thought and told us it was 4th and goal)

I've seen better Big 10 coverage at 10:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning between Pudue and Indiana. 

Having said all that, this game, while not the fireworks we expected, is between two damn good teams.  These two teams have some serious athletes at every position.  It's low scoring because they're so evenly matched.  If there is one glaring difference, it's the same thing Bammie exposed.  OU should be pounding the ball every play between the tackles.  Should be an epic 2nd half.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 10:32:36 PM »
What the fuck was with the last punt?  Two timeouts and a penalty.  This game doesn't have any kind of flow going.  Decent game though.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2009, 11:01:56 PM »
I drive a Hemi Ram and I have a shirt that I wear Everyday, that says "Billy Bad Ass" on the front and "Fuck You" on the back.

BTW, the Dumb Ass commentator is one Mr. Charles "I'm a fuckin' Douche" Davis.

Also, I think Ron Cherry is a Robot....next time, watch his movements when he makes a call.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2009, 11:04:29 PM »
I drive a Hemi Ram and I have a shirt that I wear Everyday, that says "Billy Bad Ass" on the front and "Fuck You" on the back.

Some shirts fit some people better than others.....
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2009, 11:07:07 PM »
Now its getting good.  I'm tired though so I hope it doesn't go to overtime.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2009, 11:08:29 PM »
Some shirts fit some people better than others.....

So what should my shirt say? I drive a Honda Accord.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2009, 11:08:41 PM »
Now its getting good.  I'm tired though so I hope it doesn't go to overtime.

I know what you're saying, I drove from Savannah, GA to Tifton, GA back home here to B'ham today... I'm pretty damned tired....  Overtime would suck monkey nuts right now...
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2009, 11:10:23 PM »
So what should my shirt say? I drive a Honda Accord.

Honda Driver: One in aOF millionS
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2009, 11:13:03 PM »
What's wrong with monkey nuts?
This is what I was expecting from the get go.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2009, 11:20:31 PM »
The over under for this game was 69.  Wonder how many people are gonna lose their ass over that one.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2009, 11:22:12 PM »
DAMN DAMN DAMN Fox is awful.  I can't say it enough.  They should never get a shot at broadcasting this kind of game.  DAMN.  

I heard whistles clear as a bell.  Tebow stopped, half the players stopped.  It's a no call and all FOX can say is Tebow thinks he heard a whstle blow.  Let's go to a fucking truck commercial.
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Re: BS championship game
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2009, 11:25:24 PM »
The over under for this game was 69.  Wonder how many people are gonna lose their ass over that one.
I bet a cousin in Texas that FL would win by 14+. Dammit.
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