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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2009, 12:47:39 PM »
I didn't get a kiss but I did see the good doctor's end product.  Jen, you need to think this over.  I will be coming to Houston in March so I'd appreciate it if you'd reconsider your position on the no-puppy show.  I'll be visiting in-laws so I need something to look forward to.
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2009, 01:01:38 PM »
Quote from: BK AU on January 06, 2009, 09:35:56 AM
Oh hush you love it when we talk dirty....don't make me bring out the photos.  How was that wine?
How did I miss this?
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2009, 01:02:42 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on January 06, 2009, 12:47:12 PM
I feel left out.
Stranger in a strange land.
I've created my own prison.
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2009, 01:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 12:39:44 PM
I must have been drunker than I thought... :rofl:

I am indeed flattered.  Meow.
Houston, TX?
My condolences.
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2009, 01:43:53 PM »
Quote from: BK AU on January 06, 2009, 12:41:37 PM
You were kissing everyone on the mouth.  I take pride in being the first, so basically Chadskins had sloppy seconds.
Thaks for the update, but I do remember kissing everyone - I was trying for some humor by saying that if I had kissed Chad... oh, never mind, it's not funny when you have to explain it... 

Only Chad got tongue tho... or was it Glenn? Maybe Mark? Definitely not Taylor.   :big:

Steve - how did I miss you?  Damn, I hate that...

Many blank spots... like about three hours or so beginning at around 6:30-ish... something about a football game... ??

That was a LOT of (thankfully very high quality) wine, y'all...  :cheers:

And boartitz, I love Houston.  Like some dude from ARKANSAS can smack on TEXAS?  Please...
« Last Edit: January 06, 2009, 01:45:01 PM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2009, 01:54:01 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
Thaks for the update, but I do remember kissing everyone - I was trying for some humor by saying that if I had kissed Chad... oh, never mind, it's not funny when you have to explain it... 

Only Chad got tongue tho... or was it Glenn? Maybe Mark? Definitely not Taylor.   :big:

Steve - how did I miss you?  Damn, I hate that...

Many blank spots... like about three hours or so beginning at around 6:30-ish... something about a football game... ??

That was a LOT of (thankfully very high quality) wine, y'all...  :cheers:

And boartitz, I love Houston.  Like some dude from ARKANSAS can smack on TEXAS?  Please...

So like where the hell was I during the debauchery? 
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2009, 01:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
Thaks for the update, but I do remember kissing everyone - I was trying for some humor by saying that if I had kissed Chad... oh, never mind, it's not funny when you have to explain it... 

Only Chad got tongue tho... or was it Glenn? Maybe Mark? Definitely not Taylor.   :big:

Steve - how did I miss you?  Damn, I hate that...

Many blank spots... like about three hours or so beginning at around 6:30-ish... something about a football game... ??

That was a LOT of (thankfully very high quality) wine, y'all...  :cheers:

And boartitz, I love Houston.  Like some dude from ARKANSAS can smack on TEXAS?  Please...
I have lived there myself. I was there and worked on the project Soyuz where we linked up with the Russian spaceship.
FUCK TEXAS.
I feel about the entire state of Tejas as you do about one town in Alabama...Tuskalooser.
I'm sorry, its in my genes.
It's all smoke and mirrors. Texas is bad for you. Wouldn't you really rather be home?

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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2009, 02:30:27 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 06, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
So like where the hell was I during the debauchery? 

Don't know.  It was before the Toonces game this year.  Good times indeed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2009, 03:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 06, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
So like where the hell was I during the debauchery? 
In your "office" tending to your writings.

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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2009, 04:40:01 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on January 06, 2009, 01:55:52 PM
I have lived there myself. I was there and worked on the project Soyuz where we linked up with the Russian spaceship.
FUCK TEXAS.
I feel about the entire state of Tejas as you do about one town in Alabama...Tuskalooser.
I'm sorry, its in my genes.
It's all smoke and mirrors. Texas is bad for you. Wouldn't you really rather be home
Home?  In a word?  No. 

By way of explanation, five more words for you:  MY MOTHER LIVES IN ALABAMA.  'nuff said.

And I don't "love" Texas - it's ok, meh (still better than Arkansas).  But I DO love living in Houston.  It is the most "Southern" part of Texas in terms of culture and attitudes and hospitality.

On the other hand, Galveston (what's left of it) is/was weird with nasty beaches.  Austin is a weird patchouli smelling hairy liberal armpit of a town.  And Dallas?  Well, Dallas sucks big fat hairy monkey balls. 

Tuskaloser is still worse than all of them combined.
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2009, 04:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 11:46:18 AM
Whatever, dude.  Old news.  Everyone has already seen them, either in person or courtesy of your post.

Just so the rest of you know, thanks to Brian and his perv cam, that will be the LAST time any of you all get to see the girls, wine or no wine.  (and yes, I am sure to some of you, that is not a bad thing.  Save it.)

Dude...what the fuck??? I didn't get to see...
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2009, 04:42:13 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 06, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
So like where the hell was I during the debauchery? 
I TOLD you we were gonna be there and made sure I mentioned it to your Missus too - not my fault you didn't make an effort to attend... :poke:
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2009, 04:43:01 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 06, 2009, 04:41:39 PM
Dude...what the fuck??? I didn't get to see...
Move along... these are not the boobies you are looking for...
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2009, 04:47:15 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
Move along... these are not the boobies you are looking for...

How would you know exactly what kind of boobies I look for? From the way you were talking, I would expect them to be exactly the kind of boobies I look for...
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2009, 04:49:18 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 06, 2009, 04:47:15 PM
How would you know exactly what kind of boobies I look for? From the way you were talking, I would expect them to be exactly the kind of boobies I look for...
Based on your avatar, not so much any more...
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2009, 04:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 11:46:18 AM
Whatever, dude.  Old news.  Everyone has already seen them, either in person or courtesy of your post.

Just so the rest of you know, thanks to Brian and his perv cam, that will be the LAST time any of you all get to see the girls, wine or no wine.  (and yes, I am sure to some of you, that is not a bad thing.  Save it.)
This post made me cry inside.
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2009, 05:00:01 PM »
Quote from: AWK on January 06, 2009, 04:52:44 PM
This post made me cry inside.
Blame Brian... he had to go and ruin everything for everyone...
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2009, 05:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 04:49:18 PM
Based on your avatar, not so much any more...

It's not so much an avatar of the boobies...as much as it is an avatar of a girl about to show her boobies...
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2009, 05:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
Move along... these are not the boobies you are looking for...

ANY boobies are the boobies I am looking for, k?

So there were pictures and I didn't get those either.  I'm crushed.

I hate I couldn't come to the LSU game.  I was moving into a house that weekend or something. 
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Re: Kodi Burns, WTF?
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2009, 05:54:16 PM »
And I don't "love" Texas - it's ok, meh (still better than Arkansas).
Your ignorance makes my soul bleed.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2009, 05:54:56 PM by boartitz »
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