Must See Horror Movie for 09'

Jumbo · « **on:** January 04, 2009, 04:04:17 AM »

Friday the 13th! This movie looks badass.

AUChizad · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2009, 12:09:04 PM »

Jesus Christ...really?

For the love of God Michael Bay, quit ruining movies.

Jason wasn't even IN the original. All of the killings were POV and at the end you find out it was Jason's mom. They could have at least taken a realistic approach with this one and left the adult ghost of the dead child Jason being the killer aspect of the other 293 parts out.

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2009, 12:17:10 PM »

From what I just read, this is basically going to be a remake of part 2, covering the events of part 1 in about the first 20 minutes, except Jason will have the hockey mask he picks up in part 3 for entire movie.

tiger88 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2009, 12:52:20 PM »

Did Jason not make an extremely brief appearance in part 1 as he pulled the little girl down into the depths of Crystal Lake?

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2009, 01:19:56 PM »

Quote from: tiger88 on January 04, 2009, 12:52:20 PM

Did Jason not make an extremely brief appearance in part 1 as he pulled the little girl down into the depths of Crystal Lake?

Yes. Mongoloid child Jason did. I suppose I should have said adult hockey mask wearing Jason.

The Prowler · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2009, 02:22:14 PM »

Looks to me like it's going to be....BAD ASS!!!

Ranger12 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2009, 03:03:12 PM »

I have not seen a horror movie in forever. I have not seen any of the Saw movies or just about any other horror movie probably in the last 10 years. It just seemed like that were losing their shock value by getting predictable and also it seemed they were just worried about showing gore instead of keeping me on the edge of my seat.

If I remember correctly, the last good "horror" movie I saw was "Final Destination". That movie was pretty good because just when you thought you knew somebody was going to get killed, it did not happen, but when everything seemed okay, somebody bit the dust.

There may have been some good ones since then that I might have liked, but I just lost interest in horror movies. Might have something to do with my having to sleep with a night light.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2009, 03:03:49 PM »

What a great idea!

Other movies that MUST be remade:

Nightmare on Elm Street
Star Wars
Godfather 1 and 2
Pulp Fiction
It's a Wonderful Life
Taxi Driver
Forrest Gump
Alien
A Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
The Sting
Back to the Future
Jaws
Cool Hand Luke
Robin Hood
Rocky

Jumbo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2009, 03:13:57 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on January 04, 2009, 03:03:49 PM

What a great idea!

Other movies that MUST be remade:

Nightmare on Elm Street
Star Wars
Godfather 1 and 2
Pulp Fiction
It's a Wonderful Life
Taxi Driver
Forrest Gump
Alien
A Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
The Sting
Back to the Future
Jaws
Cool Hand Luke
Robin Hood
Rocky

clockwork orange was fucking horrible

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2009, 03:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on January 04, 2009, 03:13:57 PM

clockwork orange was fucking horrible

You forgot to read the disclaimer. You had to have an IQ of at least 100 to enjoy it.

AUChizad · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2009, 04:39:28 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on January 04, 2009, 03:03:49 PM

What a great idea!

Other movies that MUST be remade:

Nightmare on Elm Street

Not to worry...
Already in the works.
Along with...
Child's Play
Candyman
Children Of The Corn
and
The Evil Dead

AUChizad · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2009, 04:47:05 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on January 04, 2009, 03:13:57 PM

clockwork orange was fucking horrible

I disagree.

Iwannaplay · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2009, 05:37:02 PM »

I just saw the folder on your desktop titled SafePorn and had a visual of a guy banging a safe.

AUChizad · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2009, 05:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Iwannaplay on January 04, 2009, 05:37:02 PM

I just saw the folder on your desktop titled SafePorn and had a visual of a guy banging a safe.

http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=3904.0

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Chizad on January 04, 2009, 04:39:28 PM

Not to worry...
Already in the works.
Along with...
Child's Play
Candyman
Children Of The Corn
and
The Evil Dead

THE EVIL DEAD? WHY??????

Someone make it stop.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2009, 06:14:20 PM »

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2009, 06:17:43 PM »

Actually this is work safe porn.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1222388653/Safe_For_Work_Porn_Videos

AUChizad · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2009, 06:28:00 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on January 05, 2009, 06:14:20 PM

+1

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on January 05, 2009, 06:17:43 PM

Actually this is work safe porn.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1222388653/Safe_For_Work_Porn_Videos

-1 (For not seeing that video was already posted in the thread I linked to earlier)

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2009, 06:30:31 PM »

Quote from: Chizad on January 04, 2009, 05:50:44 PM

http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=3904.0

-2 for you for posting a link when you could have actually posted he vid.

chinook · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2009, 06:40:23 PM »

Quote from: Chizad on January 05, 2009, 06:28:00 PM

(For not seeing that video was already posted in the thread I linked to earlier)

+ 1 to the link function pwning chizad.