If I've got plans, it's a great time. If not, I'm ready for bed at 10:00 standing at my front doorway hollering, "Stop poppin' off your damn fireworks ya' little hellions. People gotta' sleep around here ya' know."
The only two New Years I ever enjoyed was last year (bowl game) and 2000 (spent the night in the basement while wearing a protective suit).
Uh...the protective suit evening needs some explanation.
I'm guessing he was preparing for Y2K.
Oh, I'd forgotten all the hoopla over that shit.Still, the question remains: why was the night in the protective suit one of only two NYEs he's ever enjoyed?
Maybe it had a built-in pocket pussy?
Emergency flesh-light?
Good times and I have pics to prove it.
Christmas - Figuring out how to make both sets of in-laws happy.
Headed to fabulous Pratt-Vegas today. Be there til Saturday, then I'm going with the fam to Colorado. Some skiing will be taking place for sure. We're staying with my brother's girlfriend's folks who live in Littleton...yeah where the Columbine shit went down.
Heading to LA tomorrow evening. Kill God's creatures till about Wednesday.Come back to the ATL. to celebrate NYE.
Anal beads?Still, one of the best NYE's ever was AU/Penn State in Tampa. It rained like mo-fo the next day...wettest I've ever been. Took a piss in my pancho right there in my seat. Didn't matter...a freakin' flood was pouring over us for hours. But, the night before was worth the trip. Don't even recall where we went but there was a great band, good food, stupid hats and lots of liquor..and I got laid. Good times and I have pics to prove it.
Oh god I went to that game...talk about misra...and it was cold. My shoes are getting wet thinking about that day. Ugh!Not to mention we got slaughtered.