To see Jay Jacobs fired, I'd be willing to...

[Kaos]

Paint my truck crimson and put a big white A on the hood.  Leave it like that for a full year. 

[Tiger Wench]

Dress my two precious children in crimson and white and let them have their picture made with the back tatoo guy, Phyllis and the two houndstooth twins...

[Birmingham]

paint my truck crimson
put a big A on the hood
leave it for a year

[Catphish Tilly]

Chizik in Birmingham's open mouth.

[Birmingham]

Chizik in Birmingham's open mouth.

If by that you are referring to me biting a piece right off of his ass I'm leaving that up to Saban.