Venting in Haiku

[AWK]

I wish I had beer
so that Jacob's complete failure
would be forgotten

I obviously can't
count, my haiku sucks big balls
At least I'm not Jacobs

[Ogre]

I obviously can't
count, my haiku sucks big balls
At least I'm not Jacobs

You obviously
still can't count, and your haiku
still sucks hairy balls

[Catphish Tilly]

Kaos made me laugh
"a fate worse than hell" haha
We're fucked kill me now.

Barkley's ran his mouth
A laughing stock we are now
Blazers my new favorite team

Football may be done
Do we at least know if Gene's
Wife is fucking hot