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***TURNER GILL Officially Announced as Auburns Next Head Coach***

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***TURNER GILL Officially Announced as Auburns Next Head Coach***
« on: December 10, 2008, 11:25:24 AM »
Nah, I'm just shittin' you.  Y'all still don't have a coach. :rofl:
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 11:26:08 AM »
I hate you, but I can't quit you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 11:27:11 AM »
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I hate you, but I can't quit you.

Sorry brother, it was a slow Wednesday and I couldn't resist.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 11:29:09 AM »
I would be doing the same thing.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 12:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on December 10, 2008, 11:25:24 AM
Nah, I'm just shittin' you.  Y'all still don't have a coach. :rofl:

There is a special place in hell for people like you. 

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 12:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on December 10, 2008, 12:10:09 PM
There is a special place in hell for people like you. 



Ironically it's called Tuscaloosa there too. 
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 12:23:45 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on December 10, 2008, 12:10:09 PM
There is a special place in hell for people like you. 



I'm not sure the Dark Lord himself wants anything to do with this guy.
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 12:27:16 PM »
May a band of crazed camel jockeys give your sister a hysterectomy.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 02:30:19 PM »
I do like Turner Gill if it's any consolation (I know it's not).  It would be hard for me to hate your new coach if it was him.  The guy has character dripping from him.
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 02:32:08 PM »
And you have splooge dripping from you.
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 02:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on December 10, 2008, 02:30:19 PM
I do like Turner Gill if it's any consolation (I know it's not).  It would be hard for me to hate your new coach if it was him.  The guy has character dripping from him.
Like the cum drippin' off your chin?
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You'll never shine if you don't glow.

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 03:33:20 PM »
Maybe I should have said Turner Gill is a man of Character, bunch of pervs. (skeet skeet)
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 03:34:48 PM »
I agree, but God only knows what our autistic AD is up to.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 03:51:30 PM »
Quote from: AWK on December 10, 2008, 03:34:48 PM
I agree, but God only knows what our autistic AD is up to.

Why do you hate artists?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 05:07:39 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 10, 2008, 03:51:30 PM
Why do you hate artists?
Because I can't paint worth a shit, and I don't know where I am half the time.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."
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