this has become my favorite Auburn board. I came here to try some quick wit and enjoy an atmosphere I wouldn't be censored in. What I have found is people who hate me and that I hate equally back. People who can kiss my ass and people who would feel good telling me to kiss theirs. I have found the people I pretty much tailgated with at the Ironbowl.
I don't know if it's the valium/vicotin cocktail I ate a little bit ago or the freedom from censorship that has given me a hard on but either way it is unfortunate for all of you that I think you will be seeing more of me around here.
Dick off, each and every one of you. You have the best Auburn board on the net.
Just as long as you completely understand that we will cut you no slack, that we will mock, ridicule, belittle and denegrate each and every possible comment you will ever make with regards to that cesspool of a "university" whose so-called football team you support... no matter what, no matter when, no matter how. So when we do, there had better not be any whining, kvetching, bitching or moaning from you about how mean and unfair and hateful we are. Because? When it comes to bammer, we ARE mean and unfair and hateful, not to mention spiteful, malicious, nasty, merciless, cruel, brutal and coldblooded. We wish nothing but pestilence, plague, ruin, misfortune and failure on your "school", your "program", your "process" and your "fanbase" - now and forevermore, amen.
With that understanding... you are welcome to hang out. We don't ban people from this site for being bammer assholes.
Fuck bammer.