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Worst Christmas covers ever
« on: December 08, 2008, 10:22:40 PM »
We've covered it before, but it's a fun topic.  Rules are you have to have video or audio evidence of the cover's awfulness.  You can include original songs if they are overtly hideous. 

First up?

So bad it's good.  Jessica Simpson and Ozzy Osbourne Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland

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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 10:26:07 PM »
Next on the list:

Celine Dion completely fragging one of my favorite Christmas songs (Lennon's Happy Christmas).  This garbage makes my brain ooze out of my ears.  At one point in here she sounds like somebody is kicking the shit out of a chihuahua.  I could kill the bitch.


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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 10:28:23 PM »
Here's an original for you... Smashing Pumpkins - "Christmastime"   So bad it actually speeds up the melting of snow and a Christmas tree will actually wilt and die in front of you while listening to it.

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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 10:34:10 PM »
He's "The Boss" alright.  Clearly upper management when it comes to Christmas suckiness....

Heard day in....and day out on 24/7 Christmas music channels... 



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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on December 08, 2008, 10:34:10 PM
He's "The Boss" alright.  Clearly upper management when it comes to Christmas suckiness....

Heard day in....and day out on 24/7 Christmas music channels... 





NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... 

I fuckin' LOVE this one.  My little one and I sing it together. 

If I'm doing Top Ten Christmas Songs, this one's there.
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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 10:40:03 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 08, 2008, 10:37:46 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... 

I fuckin' LOVE this one.  My little one and I sing it together. 

If I'm doing Top Ten Christmas Songs, this one's there.



Try this one on for size then buddy!  :rofl:  Cyndi Lauper - "Christmas Conga"   (Equally impressive animation video to boot! )



Watch out of the flippin' sweet version of "Silent Night" at the end.... 
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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 10:48:59 PM »
Classic...


But, it doesn't exactly fit the thread.
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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2008, 10:52:34 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on December 08, 2008, 10:48:59 PM
Classic...


But, it doesn't exactly fit the thread.

This is a "BEST", not "WORST" submission....right?
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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2008, 10:55:08 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on December 08, 2008, 10:52:34 PM
This is a "BEST", not "WORST" submission....right?

Well, I did say it was a classic that doesn't quite fit the thread...  Crank it up in traffic one day.  The looks from people sitting next to you are usually priceless. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2008, 10:56:28 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on December 08, 2008, 10:55:08 PM
Well, I did say it was a classic that doesn't quite fit the thread...  Crank it up in traffic one day.  The looks from people sitting next to you are usually priceless. 

Who says I don't already!  :silence: 
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Re: Worst Christmas covers ever
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2008, 08:53:15 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on December 08, 2008, 10:48:59 PM
Classic...


But, it doesn't exactly fit the thread.
I own the Mr. Hankey's Christmas album.

Check out Merry Fuckin Christmas by Mr. Garrison, & The Most Offensive Song Ever by Stan & Kenny.
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