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Hair Dryer Prank
« on: December 02, 2008, 03:58:17 PM »
http://scalpelorsword.blogspot.com/2008/12/hairdryer-prank.html

That dude needs to die - I would kill him, then break up with him, and then kill him again.
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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 04:01:51 PM »
He's just getting her ready for later that night when more white stuff gets shot onto her face.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 04:04:36 PM »
After that stunt, he is most definitely not getting any that night, or probably any other night - at least not from her...
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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 04:07:08 PM »
After that stunt, he is most definitely not getting any that night, or probably any other night - at least not from her...

I never said the white stuff part deaux would be from him.
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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 05:26:23 PM »
Man, she looked pretty pissed. I think I'd be eating out for a while. There's no way, no way at all, I'd eat anything she prepared for about a year or 4.
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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 05:31:47 PM »
Women don't take practical jokes as well as men, I thought it was pretty damn funny.  What's so bad about it?  Heaven forbid she has to take another shower.
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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 11:14:36 PM »
Women don't take practical jokes as well as men, I thought it was pretty damn funny.  What's so bad about it?  Heaven forbid she has to take another shower.
It would have been funny if it had just been some regular shower - but he said she was getting ready for a party - she had probably planned the schedule to be ready at the right time to go - and another shower would screw that timing up.   He is an asshole...
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Re: Hair Dryer Prank
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 07:53:46 AM »
It would have been funny if it had just been some regular shower - but he said she was getting ready for a party - she had probably planned the schedule to be ready at the right time to go - and another shower would screw that timing up.   He is an asshole...

What the hell ever.  Like women are on time for anything!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."