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From Porn to the Cafeteria

From Porn to the Cafeteria
« on: November 22, 2008, 09:46:07 AM »
You'd think they'd just let her do her job.  How would you feel if your (elementary not high school) children were being served by her? 

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Former adult start working at local school

VINELAND, N.J. - November 21, 2008 - (WPVI) -- She was an adult film star who went by the name Crystal Gunns. But she reportedly says that's part of her past.

She now an aid at D'Ippolito Elementary in Vineland, New Jersey, and that has some parents furious.

"I understand it's her personal life, but I don't feel someone with that background should be working with young children at all," said preschool teacher Maria Martin.

Crystal Gunns is apparently retired. She's now Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria and playground aide at D'Ippolito Elementary.

District officials were tipped off about the situation a few weeks back.

They were stunned.

A background check turned up nothing. They wanted to take action, but lawyers advised them not to. Tuck hadn't done anything illegal.

Some parents agree.

"It's in her past. We all do things in our past. And as long as she's not interfering with any kids, I don't see any problem with it," said Raul Cordova of Vineland, N.J. :thumbsup:

Action News was unable to reach Tuck. She also works at the local YMCA. A co-worker described her as a great person.

In a interview with a local newspaper, Tuck defended her ability to work around children despite her past career.

But some are not convinced.

The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.
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http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6519773
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 10:19:17 AM »
SO of course I did my civic duty and looked this bitch up...I shouldn't have. She is FUGLY!

With that being said though, I think it is bullshit that parents are pissed about this. I have a 4 year old and wouldn't give 2 fucks as long as she was good at her job and sweet to my little one. What is the difference in her whoring around on film, or whoring around just to be a whore (except the humongous fucking tits that is)? I garuntee there are plenty of whores that work in day cares or schools and parents just have no idea. As long as she wasn't into child porn or something I wouldn't have a problem with it.

Another thing, THS mentioned it was elemntary school. Damn good thing. If it was high school or even Jr. High and the kids caught wind of this, she would be reminded of it and publicily humiliated by it everyday...



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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2008, 10:29:38 AM »
Were any of the teachers that have been arrested for sexual acts with children involved in the adult film industry? I think it's a safe bet that the kids are probably safer with her these days than with some of the teachers out there. Notice in the video that its the disgusting fat faced bitch that is complaining about it. She's probably pissed that the male teachers are talking about tagging the new playground aide rather than going hogging with her fat ass.

I wonder which parent or member of the faculty recognized her from their own training film collection and then outed her? Fucking hypocrites. The work of chicks like Crystal Gunns probably helped lead to the conception of their own precious little snowflakes.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2008, 11:07:21 AM »
She looks like she had one of those crappy lip jobs. I have just a small hunch that she may have had some boob work done as well. I have some people looking into that.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 08:22:07 AM »
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 08:50:43 AM »
She looks like she had one of those crappy lip jobs. I have just a small hunch that she may have had some boob work done as well. I have some people looking into that.

Damn...  And I thought those were natural. 
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 09:02:36 AM »
So...were those pictures taken in the lunchroom?
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 11:11:42 AM »
I think fugly's a bit harsh, particularly from a group of people who find Megan Fox to be attractive.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 11:18:41 AM »
I think fugly's a bit harsh, particularly from a group of people who find Megan Fox to be attractive.

no shit....who would think this bitch is hot...

or if you were implying they remotely look a like...you are just wrong....

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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 11:34:52 AM »
I do not find Meagan Fox to be anything more than average.  She makes up okay and poses in some provocative ways, but I can think of 1,000 girls better looking than her.  I can go to the Galleria during Christmas, sit on one of the benches with the rest of the pervs and see hundreds of better looking women walk by.

« Last Edit: November 24, 2008, 11:38:59 AM by Kaos »
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 11:41:18 AM »
She's average at best...

 


Eat a sandwich, bitch.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 11:51:56 AM »
I don't think she is the finest thing ever....but not average. I damn sure wouldn't kick her out of bed!
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 11:58:39 AM »
I don't think she is the finest thing ever....but not average. I damn sure wouldn't kick her out of bed!

Yeah, well, that's a pretty big list.  And it would include the cafeteria worker up there. 
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 01:23:14 PM »
Yeah, well, that's a pretty big list.  And it would include the cafeteria worker up there. 

Fuck that....that ugly ass bitch would be kicked out QUICK. She does nothing for me!
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 01:31:19 PM »
Fuck that....that ugly ass bitch would be kicked out QUICK. She does nothing for me!

Oh come on...  At 3AM, after a night of good drinking when the bar is closing, she's looking pretty good.  Of course, you're throwing her out before sunrise.  We've all been there.  Well, most of us have, anyway. 
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 01:37:33 PM »
Fuck that....that ugly ass bitch would be kicked out QUICK. She does nothing for me!

And I'd kick Megan Fox and her nine-pound forehead. 
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 07:55:22 PM »
And I'd kick Megan Fox and her nine-pound forehead. 
What, I think you are referring to, is a mommy part punt.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 09:14:28 AM »
Dude, you have some serious fundamental wiring problems if you think this



Is hotter than this



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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 09:39:27 AM »
Gotta' go with Chad on this one.  That cafeteria bitch skizzanky
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 12:33:14 PM »
Gotta' go with Chad on this one.  That cafeteria bitch skizzanky
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