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I have a flight in October. What should I do?

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I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« on: August 09, 2024, 03:00:20 PM »
I'm flying to Philadelphia in October. How should I fly?
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2024, 03:11:48 PM »
Are you coming from South America?
If not, it’s a short flight.
Take a nap.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2024, 03:15:06 PM »
I'm flying to Philadelphia in October. How should I fly?

Where are you wanting to fly out of? Can’t remember if you are in Turd Town or Charlotte.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2024, 03:31:32 PM »
I'm flying to Philadelphia in October. How should I fly?

Air travel has gone from a luxury to cattle-car mass transit.  Disassociate however you can manage.  My personal regimen is: weed gummy when I park the car in long-term, pre-flight beers (no more than 3...or you'll spend your flight in the pisser), then noise-cancelling headphones and music.  Eyes closed, even if not napping.  I'm not trying to make a lifetime connection on this fucking flight.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2024, 03:39:32 PM »
That flight isn't long enough to concern yourself with any of those things.  Get on, create distance by wearing an aggravated scowl, and get off.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2024, 03:40:20 PM »
Where are you wanting to fly out of? Can’t remember if you are in Turd Town or Charlotte.

Charlotte. Left West Vance in the dust end of June.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2024, 03:41:08 PM »
Air travel has gone from a luxury to cattle-car mass transit.  Disassociate however you can manage.  My personal regimen is: weed gummy when I park the car in long-term, pre-flight beers (no more than 3...or you'll spend your flight in the pisser), then noise-cancelling headphones and music.  Eyes closed, even if not napping.  I'm not trying to make a lifetime connection on this fucking flight.

Nice move. Can't do that. Flying to go run a marathon. Have to stay frosty and clean.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2024, 04:21:15 PM »
Nice move. Can't do that. Flying to go run a marathon. Have to stay frosty and clean.

Quitter talk.

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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2024, 04:34:17 PM »
The question was a veiled attempt at letting us know he is running a marathon, without telling us he's running a marathon.


Show off.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2024, 04:38:34 PM »
The question was a veiled attempt at letting us know he is running a marathon, without telling us he's running a marathon.


Show off.

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Marathoners have been shunned (thankfully) into quietitude due their incessant nattering about RUNNING FUCKING MARATHONS.

So, he had to back-door it.
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2024, 04:50:56 PM »
The question was a veiled attempt at letting us know he is running a marathon, without telling us he's running a marathon.


Show off.

When's your birthday?
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2024, 05:10:16 PM »
When's your birthday?

Good Lord.  This thread is not about me, and I won't make it about my birthday, in 21 days.

But, you know what would be a great gift, congratulating someone for running a marathon, or some other great accomplishment, or even something simple like a birthday, not on August 29th.  Gift cards. They're great because the person who ran that marathon....or other things, can get what they want, instead of you trying to pick out something I would they would like. 
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2024, 05:21:43 PM »
<Letterkenny Choir> TO BE FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!</Letterkenny Choir>

Marathoners have been shunned (thankfully) into quietitude due their incessant nattering about RUNNING FUCKING MARATHONS.

So, he had to back-door it.

I heard that is his preferred mode. 
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2024, 05:22:44 PM »
From Charlotte to Philly?   You could drive that quicker.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2024, 05:37:48 PM »
Good Lord.  This thread is not about me, and I won't make it about my birthday, in 21 days.

But, you know what would be a great gift, congratulating someone for running a marathon, or some other great accomplishment, or even something simple like a birthday, not on August 29th.  Gift cards. They're great because the person who ran that marathon....or other things, can get what they want, instead of you trying to pick out something I would they would like.

You ever been to a donkey show?
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2024, 10:29:20 PM »
If you’re flying Southwest and can snag A boarding group. As soon as you sit, crumble up a small pack of crackers and put them on the seat next to you.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2024, 10:39:28 PM »
grab the flight attendant by the pussy.  if it feels like a snake then run.

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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2024, 09:36:45 AM »
From Charlotte to Philly?   You could drive that quicker.

9 hours vs less than 2 hours. That Math ain't Mathing.
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2024, 09:38:41 AM »
Also, lot of sandy vag in this thread from the Statler & Waldorf crowd. The OP didn't mention the reason for travel. I only brought that up when I got offered drugs. As Nancy Reagan taught me, I just said "No" but felt context would be helpful.  :laugh2:
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Re: I have a flight in October. What should I do?
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2024, 09:43:12 AM »
Also, lot of sandy vag in this thread from the Statler & Waldorf crowd. The OP didn't mention the reason for travel. I only brought that up when I got offered drugs. As Nancy Reagan taught me, I just said "No" but felt context would be helpful.  :laugh2:

To be clear: I wasn't offering.
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