SEC Media Days 2024

[The Six]

Schedule

Monday, July 15
LSU -- Brian Kelly
Ole Miss -- Lane Kiffin
South Carolina -- Shane Beamer
Vanderbilt -- Clark Lea

Tuesday, July 16
Georgia -- Kirby Smart
Missouri -- Eliah Drinkwitz
Oklahoma -- Brent Venables
Tennessee -- Josh Heupel

Wednesday, July 17
Alabama -- Kalen DeBoer
Florida -- Billy Napier
Mississippi State -- Jeff Lebby
Texas -- Steve Sarkisian

Thursday, July 18
Arkansas -- Sam Pittman
Auburn -- Hugh Freeze
Kentucky -- Mark Stoops
Texas A&M -- Mike Elko

I’m sure it’ll be four days of riveting news.

[The Six]

Day 1 Highlights

LSU -- Brian Kelly
- He’s letting his weird side out a lot. Also thinks they are gonna score a “shitload of touchdowns.” QB is cocky for a dude who hasn’t played much and is replacing a Heisman.


Ole Miss -- Lane Kiffin
- Oddly subdued. Not sure they know how to deal with actual expectations. Lane is still an asswipe.

South Carolina -- Shane Beamer
- Knows it’s gonna be rough. Maybe he will survive but didn’t sound worried about it. What’s SCar gonna get besides his clowning self? They don’t matter.

Vanderbilt -- Clark Lea
- Spoke to a nearly empty media room. Everyone is glad they are actually spending the SEC money on a stadium that is sure to hold more opposing fans quite comfortably. He gone and seems to know this was a mistake.

[Snaggletiger]

Day 1 Highlights

LSU -- Brian Kelly
- He’s letting his weird side out a lot. Also thinks they are gonna score a “shitload of touchdowns.” QB is cocky for a dude who hasn’t played much and is replacing a Heisman.


Ole Miss -- Lane Kiffin
- Oddly subdued. Not sure they know how to deal with actual expectations. Lane is still an asswipe.

South Carolina -- Shane Beamer
- Knows it’s gonna be rough. Maybe he will survive but didn’t sound worried about it. What’s SCar gonna get besides his clowning self? They don’t matter.

Vanderbilt -- Clark Lea
- Spoke to a nearly empty media room. Everyone is glad they are actually spending the SEC money on a stadium that is sure to hold more opposing fans quite comfortably. He gone and seems to know this was a mistake.

His father, Monte Kiffin, died a few days before SEC Media Days.

[wesfau2]

Vanderbilt -- Clark Lea
- Spoke to a nearly empty media room. Everyone is glad they are actually spending the SEC money on a stadium that is sure to hold more opposing fans quite comfortably. He gone and seems to know this was a mistake.

Pretty sure he had the added insult of starting his presser about 20 minutes after the new NCAACFB game dropped.

[The Six]

His father, Monte Kiffin, died a few days before SEC Media Days.

I know. I meant the tenor of the team. They aren’t used to being in the spotlight but seemed to be taking it in stride. Or maybe it was the quaaludes. 

[The Six]

Day Two notes

Georgia -- Kirby Smart
- Thinks JDHbis a tough place to play. Thinks Saban in the media is like being interviewed by Darth Vader. Carson Beck don’t care about no video games.

Missouri -- Eliah Drinkwitz
- Still a weirdo. Show me, I guess.

Oklahoma -- Brent Venables
- Uhm, we are just happy to be in the new HOA. Not sure we can afford it. We shall see.

Tennessee -- Josh Heupel
- Fastest offense of all time. Nothing is faster. It’s so fast it sometimes scores on itself. Fast fast fast.

[GH2001]

Day Two notes

Georgia -- Kirby Smart
- Thinks JDHbis a tough place to play. Thinks Saban in the media is like being interviewed by Darth Vader. Carson Beck don’t care about no video games.

Missouri -- Eliah Drinkwitz
- Still a weirdo. Show me, I guess.

Oklahoma -- Brent Venables
- Uhm, we are just happy to be in the new HOA. Not sure we can afford it. We shall see.

Tennessee -- Josh Heupel
- Fastest offense of all time. Nothing is faster. It’s so fast it sometimes scores on itself. Fast fast fast.

When I see Josh Heupel, the first thing I think of is fast. Very fast....Lamborghini fast. He just has that look.

[jmar]

When I see Josh Heupel, the first thing I think of is fast. Very fast....Lamborghini fast. He just has that look.

It might not be safe for the public if UT is operating in maximum overdrive. This needs to be investigated.

[The Six]

Day Three notes

Aabama -- Kalen DeBoer
- Genuflecting to Saban. He’s doing this way. More relaxed. Bama is being overlooked. (Yeah, right.). Milroe is still a cocky RB acting like a QB. They aren’t sure how to act when the world isn’t falling in front of them.

Florida -- Billy Napier
Hey our team is different. Everybody’s got new players. We got them too. We are good, dammit! (This dude is so fired.)

Mississippi State -- Jeff Lebby
Surprisingly nothing about the tapes he helped cover up. Talked about having a fast offense (heard that before).  Does seem to know they aren’t going to be good.

Texas -- Steve Sarkisian
Genuflects to Saban and the league. Burnt orange and full of confidence. Ewers is Johnny Football without the addiction or talent. Extremely overhyped. Everyone thinking they are equal to Georgia. Really?

[Snaggletiger]

Local sports talk caller

Did you listen to Debors yesterday? I listened to the whole ball o wax. I tell you what, Lance.  We got ourselves a goodun'. 

And the best thing is, he's talkin' bout throwin' that ball around, but he'll have Saban right there in his ear, tellin' him how to do this thing.  Don'tchu thank?

You know, Saban left after playin' fer nayshunal champeenships, while ole Pat Dye left under a cloud, didn't he. Saban'll be rat there to teach Debors, and raise all that money. Pat Dye ain't done nuthin' but meddle after he left.  Ain't that rat?

Whatchu thank about ole Meelrow?  He's gotta' be the leader for the Heisman rat now.  I'm hearin' he's doin' great things, ain't he.

[wesfau2]

Local sports talk caller

Did you listen to Debors yesterday? I listened to the whole ball o wax. I tell you what, Lance.  We got ourselves a goodun'. 

And the best thing is, he's talkin' bout throwin' that ball around, but he'll have Saban right there in his ear, tellin' him how to do this thing.  Don'tchu thank?

You know, Saban left after playin' fer nayshunal champeenships, while ole Pat Dye left under a cloud, didn't he. Saban'll be rat there to teach Debors, and raise all that money. Pat Dye ain't done nuthin' but meddle after he left.  Ain't that rat?

Whatchu thank about ole Meelrow?  He's gotta' be the leader for the Heisman rat now.  I'm hearin' he's doin' great things, ain't he.

I will never understand the level of masochism you have to enjoy to listen to caller-driven sports shows.  Especially the regional/local ones.

[chinook]

Local sports talk caller

Did you listen to Debors yesterday? I listened to the whole ball o wax. I tell you what, Lance.  We got ourselves a goodun'. 

And the best thing is, he's talkin' bout throwin' that ball around, but he'll have Saban right there in his ear, tellin' him how to do this thing.  Don'tchu thank?

You know, Saban left after playin' fer nayshunal champeenships, while ole Pat Dye left under a cloud, didn't he. Saban'll be rat there to teach Debors, and raise all that money. Pat Dye ain't done nuthin' but meddle after he left.  Ain't that rat?

Whatchu thank about ole Meelrow?  He's gotta' be the leader for the Heisman rat now.  I'm hearin' he's doin' great things, ain't he.

the days will be dark, very dark ...the bahr statue will no longer cast a shadow.   

can't wait for the meltdown and pitch forks. 

[Snaggletiger]

I will never understand the level of masochism you have to enjoy to listen to caller-driven sports shows.  Especially the regional/local ones.

I never knew you thought of me as macho.  I mean sure, I've got a Bowflex in my garage, and keep a decent tan year round. 

I guess I kind of am.

[Snaggletiger]

the days will be dark, very dark ...the bahr statue will no longer cast a shadow.   

can't wait for the meltdown and pitch forks.

Pray.  Pray hard for this.

Unfortunately, they're recruiting like a mofo right now.

[wesfau2]

I never knew you thought of me as macho.  I mean sure, I've got a Bowflex in my garage, and keep a decent tan year round. 

I guess I kind of am.

Might was well call you Randy Poffo.

[Snaggletiger]

Might was well call you Randy Poffo.

Oooohhh Yeeeeahhh

[Snakebite]

Hughie Lewis and the boys hop on at 2:05pm, according to my sources. The question on everyone’s minds that will certainly be asked….


Can Auburn win right away?

[wesfau2]

Hughie Lewis and the boys hop on at 2:05pm, according to my sources. The question on everyone’s minds that will certainly be asked….


Can Auburn win right away?

Have we had some good practices?

[AUJarhead]

Hughie Lewis and the boys hop on at 2:05pm, according to my sources. The question on everyone’s minds that will certainly be asked….


Can Auburn win right away?

I'm sad it's no longer the wild, wild west.

[Snakebite]

Have we had some good practices?

Several weeks of 'em, a'ight?  Expect a solid 6 & 4 season.