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Birthday Boy 🥳
« on: April 22, 2024, 07:44:43 AM »
Happy Birthday K!


Ninety- three is it?
There is some slight confusion about your true age but that's to be expected among the elderly.


Many happy returns of the day old boy.
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2024, 08:08:21 AM »
To K 🍻. Happy day of birth!
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2024, 08:38:51 AM »
Gracias!
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2024, 10:13:08 AM »
Happy birthday.  May your cheeseburger be tomato free.
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2024, 11:26:53 AM »
At our age, we do not have birthdays. We only have yearly status updates.

Happy status update day.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2024, 11:31:53 AM »
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years? 
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2024, 03:22:19 PM »
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

In a diaper no less.
That's some shonuff recall right there.
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2024, 03:52:20 PM »
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years?

Thanks, Joe with the “that’s the truth” disclaimer. 

Eat all the bacon you want. 

And no, no one would pay for any content on OnlyFans.
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2024, 03:53:48 PM »
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years?

Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals? 
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2024, 04:24:55 PM »
Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals?

It was a beautiful sunny day. I heard there was a big BBQ on the grassy knoll...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2024, 04:25:57 PM »
Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals? 
Search me. Did they use chopsticks?
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2024, 04:36:46 PM »
Search me. Did they use chopsticks?

Have they not seen the fork?
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2024, 04:50:44 PM »
Have they not seen the fork?
We both know it was in the road, plain as the nose on your face.
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Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2024, 08:06:45 PM »
I emailed you some nudes for your birthday. Not of me. Most of them aren’t. I hope you will enjoy.
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2024, 10:26:31 PM »
Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals?

I do actually.

They came out of the same alley where I’d whooped Froot Loop.  He was a bad man, Jack.
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2024, 09:47:53 AM »
I do actually.

They came out of the same alley where I’d whooped Froot Loop.  He was a bad man, Jack.

Chortle.
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