Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Treze

[Snaggletiger]

The best week(end) in college football is upon us.  It’s rivalry week, with games starting tonight, including a buttload on Friday. With a lot of games on tap, I might forego breaking down Ohio at Akron, or Florida Atlantic at Rice, and get to the juicy match ups.

Ole Miss @ Mississippi State: The Rebel Black Bears and the Bulldogs get the real party started on Thursday night.  Anyone realize that Ole Miss is going for a 10-2 season with a win in The Egg Bowl?  They’re 10.5 point favorites, and I don’t see any way they don’t cover.  MSU is really bad. Hobby Lobby!

Ole Miss:  42

Miss. State:  21


Texas A&M @ LSU:  The Aggies come into Baton Rude without the Greasy Car Salesman.  The Bengal Tiggers are giving 11.5 in this one.  That’s a ton, considering the LSU defense is horrible.  However, I think Jayden Daniels makes a final Heisman push and shows out, putting The Bonfire Boys out of their misery.

LSU:  38

Texas A&M:  20


THE Ohio State University @ Michigan:  A shit ton of story lines in this one, starting with no James Hardball on the sidelines, and both teams undefeated and currently in the top 4.  Most of the season, the Buckeyes have slopped around for 3 quarters, and found a way to pull away by game’s end.  The Fighting Red Dawns have methodically pounded everybody, like WT on Viagra at a gay orgy. I believe the pounding continues.

Michigan:  28

tOSU:  17


Alabama @ Auburn:  Had Auburn even played well enough to eek one out last weekend, we’d all say they were looking forward to Bama, and now we’re riding a 4 game streak into the Iron Bowl and….maybe…..  But No!  The debacle took the shine right off the Iron, and most expect anal rapeage come 2:30 this Saturday.  Unfortunately, the Tahd looks to be playing as well as anybody in the country, and they need all the style points they can get to try and jump over some teams into the playoffs.  I expect Coach Bonaparte to put the foot on the gas and never let up.  Obviously, this Auburn club is not as putrid as what we just saw, and I’m really anxious to see if Freeze and Co. have what it takes to motivate this bunch to at least be competitive.  I think they will be….for a while.

Alabama:  41

Auburn:  17


Feel free to opine, talk amongst yourselves, mention other games, or generally go bugger off.     

[Snakebite]

Nothing to add.  Well done.  And especially true of WT.

[The Six]

Suck Egg Dogs Bowl
Ole Miss 44
Mississippi State 23
Lane throws a clipboard or two. State hangs around for a few. The Rebel Grove proclaim they are so far ahead of Auburn. Good times. 

The Game
Michigan 20
Ohio State 17

I think this is a close, defensive battle. There will be more utterances of "Maserati Marv" by Gus "Cocaine" Johnson than touchdowns, I believe. In the end, as much as I want the opposite, Michigan's d is gonna be too much.

Iron(less) Bowl
Alabama 41
Auburn 13

I think we throw the kitchen sink at these dudes and catch some early points. As the game wears on, the defense gets gassed, giving up some big plays to their QB and WRs. Peyton Thorne is gonna take some hard shots in this game. Hope the ice bath is ready. Alabama has more talent right now. Expecting anything else is lying to yourself, even if it would be hilarious...like 2019.

He Who Walks Behind the Rows Bowl
Iowa 12
Nebraska 10

Old school, Big Ten, midwest, fatboys on fatboys football. Hawkeyes find a way and get to 10 wins with almost no offense. It's truly one of the oddities of the season.

[WiregrassTiger]

Nothing to add.  Well done.  And especially true of WT.

See, you actually got me to read one of his posts by posting this. So, that’s a first.

[Snaggletiger]

See, you actually got me to read one of his posts by posting this. So, that’s a first.

It's about time you read something other than Penthouse Forum.

[Snakebite]

See, you actually got me to read one of his posts by posting this. So, that’s a first.

I am so deeply sorry.  This was not my intent, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. 

I will say for all of Snags' many, many faults... he does say some good stuff sometimes.  Even if it is by accident. 

[Snaggletiger]

Keep it up, you ungrateful putzes.  I will stop contributing all this useful and informative, thought-provoking content.  This place will shut down in a week without me.  You'll log on to the sound of crickets.  Crickets, I tell ya'. 


I'll do it.  Just keep on with your insults.




I will.  Watch me.



I'm about to leave.  I'm headed towards the door.





I'm really going this time.





I'm serious






Hello?  Anyone?  Did you hear me?




So.......




What do you guys think about the off season trades the Braves are making?  Any updates on recruits visiting this weekend?  Man, I heard it's really going to cool off for Thanksgiving.  Do you guys have turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?  Ham, or both? 

[jmar]

Keep it up, you ungrateful putzes.  I will stop contributing all this useful and informative, thought-provoking content.  This place will shut down in a week without me.  You'll log on to the sound of crickets.  Crickets, I tell ya'. 


I'll do it.  Just keep on with your insults.




I will.  Watch me.



I'm about to leave.  I'm headed towards the door.





I'm really going this time.





I'm serious






Hello?  Anyone?  Did you hear me?




So.......




What do you guys think about the off season trades the Braves are making?  Any updates on recruits visiting this weekend?  Man, I heard it's really going to cool off for Thanksgiving.  Do you guys have turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?  Ham, or both? 

They need to get a front line pitcher, at least a number two... and a left handed bat with some pop that can play left field. Recruits not even bothering to cancel visits. Yes it's cooling down. And both.

[jmar]

I'm thinking 41-6 to the Turds.
They will be looking to shut us out but I think we can somehow stumble within FG range at least twice. 

[The Six]

He Who Walks Behind the Rows Bowl
Iowa 12
Nebraska 10

Old school, Big Ten, midwest, fatboys on fatboys football. Hawkeyes find a way and get to 10 wins with almost no offense. It's truly one of the oddities of the season.

Final 13-10. Iowa covers and hits the under. Offense averages 18.2 a game. Defense gives up 12.1. Record: 10-2.