Carousel Season is Upon Us!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #260 on:** January 18, 2024, 10:51:35 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 18, 2024, 10:22:02 AM

You forgot one.

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past.

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

Snakebite · « **Reply #261 on:** January 18, 2024, 11:28:58 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 18, 2024, 10:51:35 AM

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Landed on my window sill
I lured it in
With a piece of bread
Then I smashed his fucking head.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #262 on:** January 18, 2024, 11:45:31 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 18, 2024, 10:22:02 AM

You forgot one.

Murray State

The Racers hired Jody Wright, a very unfairly maligned name from Auburn's past.

So, you're saying he wasn't the star witness in the my man Cal case?

Kaos · « **Reply #263 on:** January 18, 2024, 01:15:36 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 18, 2024, 11:45:31 AM

So, you're saying he wasn't the star witness in the my man Cal case?

If he was, it was for us.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #264 on:** January 18, 2024, 03:25:13 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 18, 2024, 10:51:35 AM

Jody Jody six foot four...
Jody's never been whipped before...
I'm going to take a 96...
and put ole Jody in a great big fix.

I’ve heard this cadence before and it always enrages me to think about the Jody’s off the world while you soldiers were in a foreign land protecting our country and they are back here long dicking the girls left behind.

I always had a special place in my heart for these girls and I tried hard to help heal the hurt of them missing their man. There is nothing amusing about the Jody’s of the world. They need their ass beat.

If you’re still in the reserves or know of anyone who may be shipped out and leave their woman behind, I consider it part of my ministry. I want to help take care of them while they are gone.

Send me a pic of her and let me know specifics re where she lives, when the brave soldier ships out and expected return. I will get back with them about getting into the rotation.

The Six · « **Reply #265 on:** January 21, 2024, 06:46:08 PM »

January 21 Updates

Rumors surrounding Jim Harbaugh, the NFL, and Michigan. If that opens, expect the carousel to spin once again as that could pull another sitting head coach out of the P5.

New Hires:
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

Kaos · « **Reply #266 on:** January 22, 2024, 09:36:19 PM »

Has anybody heard anything about the Murray State Racers?

jmar · « **Reply #267 on:** January 23, 2024, 07:04:05 AM »

Bobby Petrino OC at Arkansas.
Paul likely next OC at USA.

Mike DuBose retiring from Opp.
The search is on for an ample replacement.

jmar · « **Reply #268 on:** January 23, 2024, 07:27:48 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 22, 2024, 09:36:19 PM

Has anybody heard anything about the Murray State Racers?

Yes a crowd of at least 35 raucous late middle aged Racer fan's gathered to greet Jody Wright as he was introduced as the next Head Football Coach.
Excitement is abound.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #269 on:** January 26, 2024, 02:11:58 PM »

Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590

That suuuuucks.

Kaos · « **Reply #270 on:** January 26, 2024, 02:31:41 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 26, 2024, 02:11:58 PM

Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590

That suuuuucks.

Gus from the grave. Off the top rope.

CCTAU · « **Reply #271 on:** January 26, 2024, 04:11:24 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 26, 2024, 02:11:58 PM

Trovon Reed headed to UCF for an on-field coaching position: DBs.

https://twitter.com/TrovonReed/status/1750959305195450590

That suuuuucks.

Good for him. He's not quite ready so this is a good opportunity for him. He has done outstanding work for AU.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #272 on:** January 26, 2024, 04:14:21 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 26, 2024, 04:11:24 PM

Good for him. He's not quite ready so this is a good opportunity for him. He has done outstanding work for AU.

Oh, for sure. I'm happy for him.

The Six · « **Reply #273 on:** January 26, 2024, 07:05:55 PM »

January 26 and Final Update

New Hires:
Michigan - Sherrone Moore (Michigan OC, filled in during Harbaugh suspensions)
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

This is the Nostromo, signing off…

Snakebite · « **Reply #274 on:** January 26, 2024, 08:46:01 PM »

Quote from: The Six on January 26, 2024, 07:05:55 PM

January 26 and Final Update

New Hires:
Michigan - Sherrone Moore (Michigan OC, filled in during Harbaugh suspensions)
San Jose State - Ken Niumatalolo (former Navy HC)
South Alabama - Major Applewhite (OC at South Alabama)
Arizona - Brent Brennan (HC San Jose State)
Washington - Jedd Fisch (HC Arizona)
Alabama - Kalen DeBoer (HC Washington)
New Mexico State - Tony Sanchez (WR Coach, Jerry Kill steps down)
Troy - Gerad Parker (OC Notre Dame)
Tulane - John Sumrall (HC Troy)
Duke - Manny Diaz (DC Penn State, former HC U Miami)
James Madison - Bob Chesney (HC Holy Cross)
Wyoming - Jay Sawvel (current DC, promoted)
New Mexico - Bronco Mendenhall (former BYU and UVA HC)
MTSU - Derek Mason (former DC for dang near everybody, Vandy HC)
ULM - Bryant Vincent (former interim UAB HC/OC, UNM OC)
Nevada - Jeff Choate (Co-DC and LB coach at Texas)
UTEP - Scotty Walden (HC at Austin Peay)
Boise State - Spencer Danielson (Interim HC/DC, won the conference)
Houston - Willie Fritz (HC at Tulane)
Indiana - Curt Cignetti (HC at James Madison)
Michigan State - Jonathan Smith (HC at Oregon State)
Mississippi State - Jeff Lebby (OC at Oklahoma)
Northwestern - David Braun (was Interim, got them to 7 wins)
Texas A&M - Mike Elko (HC at Duke)
Oregon State - Trent Bray (DC, promoted)
Syracuse - Fran Brown (fUGA DB coach, recruiter wiz)
San Diego State - Sean Lewis (Colorado OC/former Kent State HC)

This is the Nostromo, signing off…