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Things That Are Ass -X
« on: November 05, 2023, 12:46:17 PM »
Abbreviated version.  Traveling today.

1. LSU’s defense. It was frustrating.  I could call every single play Bama ran.  They never adjusted.
2. Jonathan Goodman - always ass. Today’s hosanna to the spearing/targeting by Alabama on Al.communist was Gump pandering the likes of which I’ve never seen.
3. USC’s defense. Again. 
4. Dabo’s bug eyed “buy stock in Clemson” rant after beating a barely mediocre ND. Ass. He’s a chode.
5. Pete Thamel - he’s got a hard on for Harbaugh and is trying his best to flame this absolute nothing burger “sign stealing” issue into something that gives him cred.  Everybody steals signs. Get over it.
6. Oklahoma and Texas in the SEC. When I realized adding them means our Tigers won’t play Ole Piss, MState or LSU in 2024? That’s ass and I’d like a refund. 
7. Oklahoma. Ass.
8. Deion. Buffalo ass.
9. The entire Alabama fanbase celebrating thuggish play. I hate them with the power of a million suns. 
10. SEC refs. Always with a finger on the scale. Always.
11. Gary Danielson. I will miss games being on CBS but I 100% will not miss that jackass non-stop gargling Bama’s balls.
12. Nate Barzgate. I don’t get it. Not funny.  I heard like 50 times how I had to watch his SNL skit on George Washington.  Funniest thing ever. No. It wasn’t.  It was meh at best. And then he laid a huge un-funny turd on Gameday.  Just terrible. 
13. Pat McAfee. Tried to give him some leeway. But he grates on me badly.  Complete buffoon.  Maybe I’m just old.
14. Al.communist.  Preacher/mayor with a secret seedy, vulgar alternate life is exposed. Includes pix of children, crass murder/sex fantasies posted online, encouraging transgender surgeries, nude cross-dressing pix and more.  Kills himself after word gets out.  Al.communist minimizes the extent, basically posits as news that he killed himself after an online attack bullied him because he occasionally wore women’s clothes. Just one more example of how the media manipulates reality to fit its own demented agenda. Ass.
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2023, 02:12:40 PM »
I agree with much of this but the Nate Bargatze hate.  He is funny.  The George Washington skit is his fans pushing it as funny.  It was okay. 

His stand up is great.  A cleaner version of Tom Segura, who is also fricking hilarious. 

“Comedian!  Mostly stories!”
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2023, 03:08:45 PM »
The only adjustment I saw that LSU's defensive front might have tried to slow Alabama's offense is to not get manhandled in such a humiliating fashion for the entire second half.





 
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2023, 07:35:26 PM »
I agree with much of this but the Nate Bargatze hate.  He is funny.  The George Washington skit is his fans pushing it as funny.  It was okay. 

His stand up is great.  A cleaner version of Tom Segura, who is also fricking hilarious. 

“Comedian!  Mostly stories!”

Sample size.  Never heard of him before this week. 

Frame of reference is SNL and Gameday.

Didn’t impress. 
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2023, 08:50:04 PM »
Sample size.  Never heard of him before this week. 

Frame of reference is SNL and Gameday.

Didn’t impress.

Have you watched a Matt Rife special on the YouTubes yet?
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2023, 10:31:07 PM »
- the refereeing has gotten bad as far as missing obvious calls. I get they aren’t perfect but isn’t this why we review every damn thing now with 47 high definition angles? No excuse to miss these now. A few in the AU game were just awful and made the game look much closer than it was. Bama game wasn’t much better.

- I don’t even know who that comedian is. First time I had ever heard of him was from gameday yesterday.

- K’s last point is a weird one. It’s starting to make the national rounds now but it happened over in the neighboring town - my daughter goes to school there where the guy was mayor (smiths station). K is dead on here. I hate it when anyone wants to end it that way. He could have taken a different path long ago but chose not to. He was so far deep into this deviant lifestyle that I think he thought he had no choice. I mostly feel bad for the family here. He did a selfish thing for years and lied about it a lot. It’s going to end up hurting a lot of people he left behind.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2023, 07:20:16 AM »
- the refereeing has gotten bad as far as missing obvious calls. I get they aren’t perfect but isn’t this why we review every damn thing now with 47 high definition angles? No excuse to miss these now. A few in the AU game were just awful and made the game look much closer than it was. Bama game wasn’t much better.

- I don’t even know who that comedian is. First time I had ever heard of him was from gameday yesterday.

- K’s last point is a weird one. It’s starting to make the national rounds now but it happened over in the neighboring town - my daughter goes to school there where the guy was mayor (smiths station). K is dead on here. I hate it when anyone wants to end it that way. He could have taken a different path long ago but chose not to. He was so far deep into this deviant lifestyle that I think he thought he had no choice. I mostly feel bad for the family here. He did a selfish thing for years and lied about it a lot. It’s going to end up hurting a lot of people he left behind.

From what I have seen, he was a deviant, mentally sick man. 

My problem isn’t with that so much (although he was a fraud) but with the way al.communist soft pedals it like he just occasionally put on a Halloween costume and is the victim. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2023, 09:46:56 AM »
I'll add to your list, things in the movie theaters right now. I know, I know the strike just ended and all, but there's a real dearth of interesting releases the back part of the year.

I don't care to watch Martin Scorcese work out his white guilt through movies.

I am way over anything Marvel or DC.

I miss there being a James Bond movie, a good drama (Oscar bait before it was about signaling), or a fun holiday romp. It's all just...meh.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2023, 10:12:58 AM »
- the refereeing has gotten bad as far as missing obvious calls. I get they aren’t perfect but isn’t this why we review every damn thing now with 47 high definition angles? No excuse to miss these now. A few in the AU game were just awful and made the game look much closer than it was. Bama game wasn’t much better.

- I don’t even know who that comedian is. First time I had ever heard of him was from gameday yesterday.

- K’s last point is a weird one. It’s starting to make the national rounds now but it happened over in the neighboring town - my daughter goes to school there where the guy was mayor (smiths station). K is dead on here. I hate it when anyone wants to end it that way. He could have taken a different path long ago but chose not to. He was so far deep into this deviant lifestyle that I think he thought he had no choice. I mostly feel bad for the family here. He did a selfish thing for years and lied about it a lot. It’s going to end up hurting a lot of people he left behind.
Re the mayor\preacher who was a cross dresser, I was telling a friend of mine about it, thinking I was breaking the story, when she said “and he killed himself, yesterday.” I was like…wait, this is something different. I didn’t know that part.

Before he kilt himself, I thought it a little funny, I must admit. Sad, sure. But I am a believer and still see the hypocrisy in a lot of religion. It happens and as a friend of mine pointed out, the media loves it when any religious group screws up. They had a winner all around for themselves and I understand why they ran with the story. But it resulted in him killing himself. I don’t relish in that thought and hope they won’t. He was a sick dude.

We can point and laugh. I have learned this from: Snags, Token, especially. Sometimes Wes is a little freaky. CTE is borderline fruitcake but I don’t think he cross dresses anymore. At least he doesn’t have an onlyfans channel. That we know of.

I ask myself, if I discovered any of them, especially Token or Snags had an only fans account that they dressed in a bikini and posed provocatively, would I expose them? Would I tell everyone? Would I want to risk that they off themselves?

The answer is 1000% yes and with ZERO doubt in my mind.

I definitely would not want them to off themselves. Sincerely 💯 I do not. Even Token. But there is zero chance that I could keep their cross dressing a secret. Just thinking about discovering this makes me feel good.

I realize it could be career ending but how could you keep that to yourself? How long would it be before there was a thread up on the x: “Token has his own Only Fans!!! And he’s in a bikini”.

If I were a VIP, I wouldn’t post it so that the general public would see but there’s no way that I could keep it a secret. I’m sorry.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2023, 01:00:44 PM »
Re the mayor\preacher who was a cross dresser, I was telling a friend of mine about it, thinking I was breaking the story, when she said “and he killed himself, yesterday.” I was like…wait, this is something different. I didn’t know that part.

Before he kilt himself, I thought it a little funny, I must admit. Sad, sure. But I am a believer and still see the hypocrisy in a lot of religion. It happens and as a friend of mine pointed out, the media loves it when any religious group screws up. They had a winner all around for themselves and I understand why they ran with the story. But it resulted in him killing himself. I don’t relish in that thought and hope they won’t. He was a sick dude.



A somewhat Libertarian (maybe a little Conservative outlet) ran with the story of his misdeeds (1819.com) - which already went WAYY beyond just being a trans crossdresser IN PUBLIC on reddit and IG - darker stuff like using real people and STUDENTS (minors) In his erotic p0rn stories online, which included posting their pictures, and things he did to women in his store. But on top of that more stuff was starting to leak out into Friday.

- The 1819 article dropped Wednesday morning. 
- He goes in front of church Wed night, confesses it all, isn't sorry, says love it or leave it and that he isn't ashamed. Keep in mind this is THE PASTOR of this big Baptist Church.
- More info leaks out into Thursday as the article is shared around. More dark stuff.
- Rick and Bubba pick up on it on their show Thursday.
- More people chime in Thursday and into Friday that this has been going on 20 years with lies and coverups, which included his 1st wife leaving him over it with her being paid off to keep quiet for fear of ruining his reputation.Victims of his exploits start talking more.
- He leaves his house with a gun early Friday evening. Wife (2nd wife) sees this. Calls Lee County Sheriff to go find him on a welfare check.
- Friday evening around 5 or so car is spotted in rural lee county between Valley and Opelika. They give chase at a low speed, he finally pulls over, comes out of car with gun in hand and blows head off.
- Lee County Sheriff is "investigating"
- On into Saturday more claims come out online of this darker misdoings. People once defending the good mayor are now taking down those posts. I hope someone did a screenshot.
- Sat - a memorial is placed in front of his church where supporters can lay flowers in his honor. Rode by 24 hours later, I saw 2 things of flowers.

My ultimate nutshell synopsis here? Dude had a ton of dark secrets that went way beyond wanting to dress up in a woman's skirt. It was not a hobby. He had some dark demons that he never got a grasp on it and he hurt a lot of people on that journey. When he knew more was probably going to come to light and that it would have serious implications on him? He ended things....he knew the walls were closing in because that article from 1819 was just the start.  I am going to stop short of saying "Gothika" if youve ever seen that Halle Berry movie from years past but it's the same kind of dark rabbit hole people like him go down. He was brash and cocky, and had a ton of anger and that is most likely a lot of the reason he never sought help for his demons - he had a ton of hubris. I don't like hypocrites but my disdain for the guy went way beyond that with this story. I feel terrible for his kids and his wife. They didn't deserve this ending or having to pick up these pieces.

So circling back around to the media.....NOW, the more left wing outlets are pouncing on this story for the social justice angle him being a weird, cross dressing, trans activist (apparently). He is being lauded as a martyr for nothing more than to tow an ideology line.

Ok, back to normal foosball ramblings.......

But for one of the few times ALL SEASON? Auburn was NOT Ass. Sure the pick 6 was ass but the game as a whole was not. It was never in doubt, and frankly we seem to play like ass in that place the last 15 years or so. Thorne's QBR and % were great. Quez is finally looking like pre-porno quez, the qb shuffle has ended, and hot damn we may just resemble a "decent" fb team now. No, were not good, but 6-6, 7-5? I think I will take that.
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2023, 01:15:33 PM »
A somewhat Libertarian (maybe a little Conservative outlet) ran with the story of his misdeeds (1819.com) - which already went WAYY beyond just being a trans crossdresser IN PUBLIC on reddit and IG - darker stuff like using real people and STUDENTS (minors) In his erotic p0rn stories online, which included posting their pictures, and things he did to women in his store. But on top of that more stuff was starting to leak out into Friday.

- The 1819 article dropped Wednesday morning. 
- He goes in front of church Wed night, confesses it all, isn't sorry, says love it or leave it and that he isn't ashamed. Keep in mind this is THE PASTOR of this big Baptist Church.
- More info leaks out into Thursday as the article is shared around. More dark stuff.
- Rick and Bubba pick up on it on their show Thursday.
- More people chime in Thursday and into Friday that this has been going on 20 years with lies and coverups, which included his 1st wife leaving him over it with her being paid off to keep quiet for fear of ruining his reputation.Victims of his exploits start talking more.
- He leaves his house with a gun early Friday evening. Wife (2nd wife) sees this. Calls Lee County Sheriff to go find him on a welfare check.
- Friday evening around 5 or so car is spotted in rural lee county between Valley and Opelika. They give chase at a low speed, he finally pulls over, comes out of car with gun in hand and blows head off.
- Lee County Sheriff is "investigating"
- On into Saturday more claims come out online of this darker misdoings. People once defending the good mayor are now taking down those posts. I hope someone did a screenshot.
- Sat - a memorial is placed in front of his church where supporters can lay flowers in his honor. Rode by 24 hours later, I saw 2 things of flowers.

My ultimate nutshell synopsis here? Dude had a ton of dark secrets that went way beyond wanting to dress up in a woman's skirt. It was not a hobby. He had some dark demons that he never got a grasp on it and he hurt a lot of people on that journey. When he knew more was probably going to come to light and that it would have serious implications on him? He ended things....he knew the walls were closing in because that article from 1819 was just the start.  I am going to stop short of saying "Gothika" if youve ever seen that Halle Berry movie from years past but it's the same kind of dark rabbit hole people like him go down. He was brash and cocky, and had a ton of anger and that is most likely a lot of the reason he never sought help for his demons - he had a ton of hubris. I don't like hypocrites but my disdain for the guy went way beyond that with this story. I feel terrible for his kids and his wife. They didn't deserve this ending or having to pick up these pieces.

So circling back around to the media.....NOW, the more left wing outlets are pouncing on this story for the social justice angle him being a weird, cross dressing, trans activist (apparently). He is being lauded as a martyr for nothing more than to tow an ideology line.
All of this^ and I am truly sorry for any man that pretends to be a woman . Talking trans people. They are sick. It is a mental illness.

There are lots of different kinds. I experienced real depression as a result of a brain injury. Other than the reoccurring dreams about poisoning people, I feel normal.

Mental illness is more common than most people realize and today, society has normalized a great deal of it. I won’t accept pretending that one doesn’t have their tiny little dick as being normal. It’s still there or was there, if it was cut off.

As GH mentioned, it’s the ones that are left behind who suffer the most.
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2023, 03:59:31 PM »
All of this^ and I am truly sorry for any man that pretends to be a woman . Talking trans people. They are sick. It is a mental illness.

There are lots of different kinds. I experienced real depression as a result of a brain injury. Other than the reoccurring dreams about poisoning people, I feel normal.

Mental illness is more common than most people realize and today, society has normalized a great deal of it. I won’t accept pretending that one doesn’t have their tiny little dick as being normal. It’s still there or was there, if it was cut off.

As GH mentioned, it’s the ones that are left behind who suffer the most.

K is still trying to get over Gene Chizik's quick exit and Malzahn's contract extensions after losses. I counsel him daily on not doing what the evil thoughts tell him to do. Kristy nor Gene's wife deserve to see him naked holding a machete. That's just uncalled for.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2023, 05:54:07 PM »
K is still trying to get over Gene Chizik's quick exit and Malzahn's contract extensions after losses. I counsel him daily on not doing what the evil thoughts tell him to do. Kristy nor Gene's wife deserve to see him naked holding a machete. That's just uncalled for.
True. But I can think of worse ways to go out than with a head full of visions of naked Kaos wielding a machete. Not many, though.
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