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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2023, 04:47:34 PM »
 Meh. The best drive of the day was when PT got us to the RZ and Robby finished.
Robby will move the ball maybe two drives. After that, the cork will go back in the bottle.
But I’m all for giving him a shot. At least it will settle some conversations one way or the other.
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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2023, 06:52:10 PM »
Just a friendly reminder but you have yet to Like my Happy Birthday to Jmar thread. Please take care of this. Thx.
I finally got to it. Don't know any hookers but there's plenty of loose women out there just bitin' at the bit to get to someone just like you.
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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2023, 08:59:01 PM »
I finally got to it. Don't know any hookers but there's plenty of loose women out there just bitin' at the bit to get to someone just like you.

They love a musician, or so I’ve heard.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2023, 09:09:29 PM »
I finally got to it. Don't know any hookers but there's plenty of loose women out there just bitin' at the bit to get to someone just like you.
I certainly would think that they are out there but somehow I keep missing them.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2023, 11:45:03 PM »
You didn't give me my own thread.  I need to reassess.
I sent you a pm. Remember? The dick pic? Did u get others?
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« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2023, 05:38:32 AM »
I sent you a pm. Remember? The dick pic? Did u get others?

That’s what that was?! Mistaken for a skin tag on my end. Apologies… and thank you, I think.
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2023, 11:59:10 AM »
Speaking of ass.  Auburn released the depth chart for Saturday night's game against the Ole Miss Black Bear Ackbar Landshark Hobby Lobby's.  Payton Thorne will trot out there with the ones.
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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2023, 12:06:36 PM »
Speaking of ass.  Auburn released the depth chart for Saturday night's game against the Ole Miss Black Bear Ackbar Landshark Hobby Lobby's.  Payton Thorne will trot out there with the ones.

I saw this.

Printed it off, sat on the throne after morning coffee, and wiped with it.
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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2023, 12:14:58 PM »
I saw this.

Printed it off, sat on the throne after morning coffee, and wiped with it.

A true Auburn man.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2023, 05:08:35 PM »
I saw this.

Printed it off, sat on the throne after morning coffee, and wiped with it.

Whoever paid that NIL is absolutely having an effect here. SS;DD.

I would personally rather win than "get my money's worth" and admit the dude was a bust. But some want to burn the whole thing down.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2023, 05:41:35 PM »
Whoever paid that NIL is absolutely having an effect here. SS;DD.

I would personally rather win than "get my money's worth" and admit the dude was a bust. But some want to burn the whole thing down.

I think what's funny, is as morbid as we've looked this year, if Tennessee somehow beats Bama Saturday, which ain't that much of a stretch, Auburn won't even be mentioned.  It will be, "Saybinz done lost it."  "The game done passed him by."  "We needs to burn this shit down and start over."

Whutchu thank, Paaawwwl?
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2023, 07:40:25 AM »
I think what's funny, is as morbid as we've looked this year, if Tennessee somehow beats Bama Saturday, which ain't that much of a stretch, Auburn won't even be mentioned.  It will be, "Saybinz done lost it."  "The game done passed him by."  "We needs to burn this shit down and start over."

Whutchu thank, Paaawwwl?

I think it's a long year and this year ain't over yet. 4-8 is a real possibility, boys. Real.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2023, 08:09:27 AM »
I think it's a long year and this year ain't over yet. 4-8 is a real possibility, boys. Real.

Consistency and rhythm can’t be established with the revolving door at QB AND WR. It’s science. Yet, in the postgame presser he doubled down and said he will continue to utilize the strangely timed rotation.

These reporters need to start asking the hard questions.

Do you have press credentials with your past experience, Six?

K, with your writing history, could you get press credentials?

Hugh needs to start feeling the pressure. There should never be such a thing as a throw away season when take home pay is in the millions. Some of the decisions are so baffling that it makes the twirly bird look a pube hair short of genius.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2023, 08:25:09 AM »
Consistency and rhythm can’t be established with the revolving door at QB AND WR. It’s science. Yet, in the postgame presser he doubled down and said he will continue to utilize the strangely timed rotation.

These reporters need to start asking the hard questions.

Do you have press credentials with your past experience, Six?

K, with your writing history, could you get press credentials?

Hugh needs to start feeling the pressure. There should never be such a thing as a throw away season when take home pay is in the millions. Some of the decisions are so baffling that it makes the twirly bird look a pube hair short of genius.
I don't and, even if I did, there's no way Auburn would allow any difficult questions to get within a massage table of HF or this program. They've fully insulated all of it to the point that there is no dissention allowed. It's how he wants it, demands it. It's a masterclass in propaganda. Filmed with his grandkids, bragging about switching up the practice schedule, reclaiming part of the play calling (the Robby part, apparently). All of that carefully planned and executed.

The good news is this won't last for long. It'll either get turned around in a year (maybe two) or he'll be gone along with a lot of others. They will be replaced with another group of people who aren't any different. Rinse repeat. Is what it is.
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2023, 08:54:35 AM »
I don't and, even if I did, there's no way Auburn would allow any difficult questions to get within a massage table of HF or this program. They've fully insulated all of it to the point that there is no dissention allowed. It's how he wants it, demands it. It's a masterclass in propaganda. Filmed with his grandkids, bragging about switching up the practice schedule, reclaiming part of the play calling (the Robby part, apparently). All of that carefully planned and executed.

The good news is this won't last for long. It'll either get turned around in a year (maybe two) or he'll be gone along with a lot of others. They will be replaced with another group of people who aren't any different. Rinse repeat. Is what it is.

Same.

I don't have the connections any longer.

You don't want me on that wall.  I've never liked the hire and every week that passes hardens that in me. Besides, I think people are coming around. I saw a brutal piece on al.com after I write my "things that are ass" morning missive that hit on some of the same things that baffle me -- like the fact that nobody on this team has improved at all. 

I didn't know about the booing. I heard that there was some, but the al.com piece made it sound like the boos where shaking the stadium.  Frankly?  It's deserved. Any one of us could do a better job than what we're seeing. 
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« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2023, 09:18:46 AM »
I was actively booing during portions as well. Hugh certainly heard it. It was pretty loud.

What I don’t understand? It seems like self-sabotage. Next phase, we lose Perry Thompson and Demarcus Riddick as commitments.

How do you hold on to top talent and put this on the field week after week? It is the very definition of insanity that we are seeing on the field. 
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2023, 10:53:54 AM »
I was actively booing during portions as well. Hugh certainly heard it. It was pretty loud.

What I don’t understand? It seems like self-sabotage. Next phase, we lose Perry Thompson and Demarcus Riddick as commitments.

How do you hold on to top talent and put this on the field week after week? It is the very definition of insanity that we are seeing on the field.
This. Yes we have lost to three teams that are deeper and more talented but Freeze should not be able to hide behind his own self styled built-in excuses.
Last night we reached yet another key opportunity to advance the ball and Freeze elects to substitute en masse which eliminates that chance. Team is penalized. His fault.

















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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2023, 11:27:15 AM »
Just to check the temperature, I did something I rarely do. Something I haven't done in years. 

I tripped on over to AUfambly - the worst AU board on planet earth. 

Every mild complaint about the team was met with "Hugh just doesn't have the talent! Don't forget he beat Bama TWICE when he was at Ole Miss." 

I'm truly afraid this is what our "braintrust" used as the basis for hiring this guy and his pack of not-ready-for-junior-high assistants.  "Hey! He beat bammer!" 

Dammit, son, that's not enough.

Then there are some there proposing that this is all by design.  Lose now, avoid a crappy bowl, and get an earlier start on recruiting. 

 :facepalm:

I'm part of it (I loathe Hugh Freeze and always will) but we have one of the worst fanbases. It hasn't always been this way. I don't know what happened to us.

I was amused there to see epic douchenozzle TitanTiger still locking down threads at the first sign of dissent or discontent.  Somebody should beat that guy's ass.
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« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2023, 12:33:38 PM »
I just don't see much difference in what Freeze did last night and what Pittman did earlier against State.
Kiffen might be better at calling plays but it was the situational running by Dart that was the difference in the game. Freeze's job as a playcaller is to create open space for positive results.
Ole Miss didn't need to convert on third down to achieve this so why can't Freeze be more freewheeling with his play selection. There's no lesson to be learned by being predictable.


 
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Re: Everything about this team is ASS !!!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2023, 03:25:18 PM »
I was amused there to see epic douchenozzle TitanTiger still locking down threads at the first sign of dissent or discontent.  Somebody should beat that guy's ass.
If you’re honest with yourself and the rest of us, then I think you have to say that comparatively speaking, it is much the same. At least in one instance. You traded Titan Tiger for Snags.

They could be the same person.
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