Do Not F With Our Long Snapper

[Snaggletiger]

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.  This girl used to live one street over from us here in Dothan. She comes from some serious $$$.  Robert Shiver was a LONG SNAPPER at Auburn around 2008.  From CBS42   


Photos Lindsay Shiver posted online show her, her husband, Robert Shiver, and their three children posing happily in matching orange outfits at an Auburn University event and grinning widely on a sandy beach with the sparkling ocean behind them.

Now, the former beauty pageant queen from Thomasville, Ga., is accused of plotting to kill her husband along with her alleged boyfriend and another man in the Bahamas, where Lindsay and Robert reportedly have a home.

Police in Abaco, in the Bahamas, arrested Shiver, 36, her boyfriend, Terrance Bethel, 28, of Guana Cay, Abaco, and Farron Newbold Jr., 28, the alleged proposed hitman, of the Bahamas, according to the Bahamas Court News.

They were arrested after police say they learned about the alleged plot to kill Shiver while investigating a July 16 break-in at Grabber’s Bar and Grill on Guana, the Bahamas Court News reports.

[CCTAU]

I thought she was from Dothan. Dothan, where all the crazies come from…

[Snakebite]

I thought she was from Dothan. Dothan, where all the crazies come from…

Someone perished near Dothan (Skipperville) from 6 dogs attacking/mauling simultaneously. That’s a terrible way to go.

[wesfau2]

Someone perished near Dothan (Skipperville) from 6 dogs attacking/mauling simultaneously. That’s a terrible way to go.

Snags has been shopping the Costco jars of peanut butter.

[Snaggletiger]

I thought she was from Dothan. Dothan, where all the crazies come from…

She grew up one street over from us in Dothan.  Family owns a company called Home Oil.  Apparently moved to Thomasville, GA. and they have a place in the Bahamas, where this all occurred.

[WiregrassTiger]

She grew up one street over from us in Dothan.  Family owns a company called Home Oil.  Apparently moved to Thomasville, GA. and they have a place in the Bahamas, where this all occurred.

I’ll check her oil.

[wesfau2]

I’ll check her oil.

With her preferred model of dipstick having been established, I think you'll find sounding the bottom to be an impossible task.

[WiregrassTiger]

With her preferred model of dipstick having been established, I think you'll find sounding the bottom to be an impossible task.

It may not be the longest but it’s not very big around, I’ll tell you that.

[Snakebite]

It may not be the longest but it’s not very big around, I’ll tell you that.

How’s your knee doing, WT? You have any new X-rays?

[WiregrassTiger]

How’s your knee doing, WT? You have any new X-rays?

Much better, thank you. It stays pretty stiff. The doc said it probably got that from my dick.